Walgreens

One of the pharmacists is the rudist bitch imaginable… I swear one day I was going to jump thru the drive thru window and punch her in the face… I hate the drive thru there they’re always extremely slow! The inside on the other hand is well stocked and has a variety of products. they could add more cashiers though that would help because there’s usually a long line… it’s a decent store. but the pharmacy sorta kills it. hence y its getting 3 stars!

The red pill/​blue pill scene from the Matrix, reimagined: you take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up safely in your room. You take the red pill, and a Walgreens blows up in your place, looking identical to every other Walgreens you’ve ever been to. Sure you’re dead, but it’s worth it for the rest of us.
I picked up some drugs for the fam, confidently strolling through the familiar aisles, scanning for the spot-​on product placement, and heading right for the back-​left corner, where the pharmacy goodies were. The chicks were alright behind the counter; one of them even dyed her hair the same red as my pharmacist in Austin. For real. I felt like I was in an alternate reality, where things seemed familiar but just… strangely so. Kind of déjà vu — very Matrix.
I don’t know how these all are exactly the same. It’s like the lead Walgreens construction dude flew over the country, letting lose structural farts that left identical Walgreenses in their wake. When I got back in my car, mind-​altering treats in tow, they started playing a Queen block on the radio. I don’t believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman, but I don’t mind Walgreens.