SDK Stationers

S.D.K. Stationers is most assuredly a front for some money-​laundering ponzi scheme, if I were to guess. It features stationary and old mailing supplies that have an inch of dust on them. The inventory hasn’t been touched or re-​stocked in years. The birthday cards are old. The manila folders are old. The air is old. The only real [legitimate] source of income I’ve observed is from patrons buying lottery tickets. I have no clue how this place keeps the lights on or even what they’re really doing. That said, it’s a fantastic Lake Hiawatha staple. It’s strangely perfect, coupling nicely in location with the faux diner «The Spa».