Launderland Coin Op Laundry

Long for the prehistoric thrill of communal laundering? Or perhaps you need an industrial sized and strength wash machine because you need to get rid of an incriminating duvet stain before your boyfriend gets home from work?
Or maybe you just are looking to take a *Slumcation (see below)?
Whatever the reason, no judgement.
This place has lots of available machines, a highly reliable change machine, a decent selection of periodicals, and is remarkably low on crazies.
First place I’d ever seen a coin pusher (google it). Now if they’d just fill that baby with Vicodin…
*Slumcation (noun)
visiting a place normally way below one’s socioeconomic level, either out of necessity or out of (morbid) curiosity.
«Meredith thought it might be fun to slumcation at Food-​4-​Less instead of shopping at Whole Foods.»
or
«My mutual funds have taken such a hit that I’m seriously considering taking a slumcation to Orlando in place of my annual trip to St. Barts.»