Guardian Storage

So at 9, 10 and 11 dollars you either say fuck that or you pay. If you pay you expect a damn good wash. Not at this POS laser tag wash. Tag a little soap here tag a little brush here, dry off with a big plastic looking beast that surrounds a semi if needed. But its just a laser show with one $ 5 hair dryer and a couple speakers with thunder sounds looped super glued to the inside and you’re in the car like man I’m getting washed the fuck up buddy. $ 11 well worth it. Until you get out to vacuum and all it did was pull an osmosis Jones on my ass. it took all the heavy dirt areas and leveled them out and it had a finished dirt layer that was impressively uniform and level across the jeep. Scumbag losers. but this guy is destined for some CORPORATE EXEC GIG where he can discuss even more shitty ways to get rich while ripping off your neighbor, oh I mean consumer or higher up the wealth gang bang chain they prefer to refer to us as the peasants. don’t feed the beast. this guy or any like it, Walmart for starters. did you know Walmart sells 100% ground beef. did you know the ingredients of ground beef are a lot more than just beef. well it’s these people that make money of off poisoning us and passing us off and selling us shit that kills and destroys every aspect of our lives. he’s just entry level.
address is 5136 eat shit blvd.
odessa, tx. I just saw his punk ass pull up and run inside probably to grab the $ 99 he made in the last 30 minutes.
looks like a fat Greek George Clooneytikus.
his truck was nice and clean looking brand new because he has his employees wash it by hand i bet. you Scum of the gutter rich diseased fuck nuts eating money ice cream out each other mud butts. gyroShit sandwich dirty brown ball tea bag skirt mud stripe panty with brown red paint collage old man saggy tits and balls. peace

Laser wash does a decent job without much help from the kid working there. He was supposed to scrub down my car but barely made an effort after I tipped him over 30%.