YOSEMITE BANK

I was on vacation and used their ATM on a Sunday morning. When it was time to remove my card I waited too long and the ATM sucked it back in. Monday morning I was there when the bank opened and asked for my card back. They said it was bank policy to destroy it if it wasn’t from their bank. They said, no way, of returning it to me. I was about to lose it and curse out every bank employee within 20 feet of me. There was this shrill, wienie boy, loan manager, that was especially obnoxious with his nasally,“Aw C’mon, it’s the «policy». Just go away. I wanted to coldcock his dandy, foppish a$$.
Whereupon a beautiful lady manager came out of her office and asked what this was all about. After she was told, she looked at the ATM log ‚“Of course we can return this man’s ATM card. We don’t want to ruin his vacation over a small mistake”. Banking Goddess, Thank you.
I plan to relocate to this area in the near future and plan to give them my business.