Snake River Golf

We had a great time! We went and played in the middle of the day and got too hot. We didn’t get to finish all the holes so the owner gave us a voucher to come back later when it had cooled off to play again. He was awesome! $ 4.99 a person to play unlimited times is a great deal… Can’t argue with that and the holes were great.

Screw y’all, y’all don know nuthin. Snake River rules. It’s a quaint, divey mini golf slightly south of Myrtle Beach. We were always curious about the two giant snakes, so we gave it a go one sunny and pleasant day. First thing, those snakes are awesome, and there are two caves. Two caves is more than your required fill of caves for mini golf. Plus, the one snake is made part of the final hole and your ball goes DOWN ITS TAIL. I mean what do you want? You get to put a golf ball into a giant snake for the LOVE OF GOD. That’s awesome. Now, there is one complaint, otherwise I’d give this beautiful land of snakes a 5. The holes are very, very simple for the most part. Really only 4 of the 18 are tricky, but for the price you do get to play a thorough course and they’re planning on adding snake shows to it, so yeah, SNAKES. There’s also a mining part for children to mine for gems, but we were all about the giant snakes.

This is a stroller, wheel chair friendly course. The holes are pretty simple so for simple minded people like me, it works. The man working the booth was friendly. The business accepts any miniature golf coupons. With $ 2 discount coupons and the before noon price, six of us played for less than $ 15. My kids love the panning for gold game (extra charge).
On the down side, there is almost no shade. On a hot day like today, the sun is brutal.

So we decided to go mini golfing at this place because my dad had a coupon that he found for 5 people to play for $ 15, which we thought was a great deal. Well it was a great deal for the 5 people however the additional 3 that we were with had to pay $ 9 per person to play. If you are looking for waterfalls and interactive attractions, do not come to Snake River. If you are looking for hole in ones because many of the hole layouts do not change, come to Snake River. It was a very simplistic and basic course that does not warrant anyone spending over $ 5 to go here. If that was my only complaint they would have gotten more stars however it is not. The whole time we were there, they had on 98.5 Kiss FM which was mostly hard core rap music. Out of my group of 8, I know that I was the only one that enjoyed the music somewhat and out of the at least 10 other groups there, I think I was the only one in the place that somewhat enjoyed the music. At the end of the course, the guy in the stand asked if anyone of us were locals for discount coupons, even though he gave the 3 that had to pay $ 9 more a local discount. My dad’s friend that was their gave him the honest feedback that the music «sucked» to which the worker stated, «complaint filed.» I understood where my dad’s friend was coming from because the music did not fit the groups that were there and if they were playing mix of multiple genres of music it would have been a lot better. Well the worker must have understood this because he changed the music pretty much right away. Unless you are getting specific requests to play certain music, I think at a public place you should never just play one type of music all night because you will definitely get complaints from people. Like I said above if you are looking for a really easy course that does not offer many obstacles and has no interaction you should come here but beware you will spend a lot of money after 5pm.
P. S. Beware of the 18^th hole, there is a trap door that I believe catches the balls, however my dad stepped on it by accident and almost pushed it through and fell into the water. Be careful not to step on it because for the amount of money they are charging you would think that they could secure the door a little better.