Little Caesars Pizza

I wish I could give a negative star. The gouging owner should be taken to Ilitch’s corporate HQ and publicly be deuniformed and flogged with the sorry excuse of a pizza turned out at this location. Really? 15 people working on a week night and not one «hot n ready»?
This is technically not a (finger motion quotes) Real Little Caesar’s as the real ones charge $ 5 for a HNR, have a larger menu, but not here in MP it’s $ 5.99. The product quality is so poor my kids (whom love it) have a game of «is it Poo?» They stake odds on the contents of the box before opening it; Like «Remember that one time there was a giant bubble, that was all black and took up two whole pieces? That Was POO!» or «How about that one that had 19 pieces, 4 of them odd triangles in the middle, like it was cut with a shoe! that was Poo!» or the «2 we got when mom was gone, one had half a crust and the rest was sauce, and the other one had 6 bubbles and flat, tasted like glue, THAT WAS POO!»
Thank The Deity’s of Pie, they are not burdened with salads, sandwiches, slices and baby pan pans like olé’caesars used to have.
It is too bad that I even have to write this. This one dirty shop is like going to Mcdonald’s always a disappointment.
Such a shame.