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So it looks like grandma is a hoarder. Last time your visited her, she had bought sixteen new antique paper mache gnomes. Sure, they are cute, but where do is she going to put them? Surely you do not add them to her already packed Gnome Wall (trademark pending). No, the way those dolls are nailed to the wall, they are way too creepy to reach their intended cuteness levels. This purchase is eye opening for you and you realize your sweet gram gram has a problem.

It looks like it is time to finally deal with the problem. But how? What do you do to make sure grandma’s home is once again clean and cared for? You decide to sign her up for one of those hoarding reality shows. Surely, they will be able to cure your grandma.

Well, they come through and clear the place out. Your grandma is back to her old self, and she is horrified to discover the petrified peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that were chilling under her sofa. She is happy that her home is clean.

But what do you do with all the stuff you made her get rid of? It was not all treasure, but some of it was actually pretty cool. You think, as long as someone isn’t buying the entire truck load sitting in your driveway, it would be cool for people to have this stuff. You decide to take the entire truck load to a local consignment services shop. Surely they will be able to give you a pretty penny for the stuff and sell off each item one by one to people who might like to have some of this stuff.

So off you go…