Country Charm OKC

TERRIFYING!
You are about to embark on a nightmare! We bought on Groupon, then made the appointment. We drive clear to the middle of no where, only to find a one way in/​one way out torture house of a double wide. Two large dogs great us at the door, then continue to follow us around and jump on us the entire visit. SHE LIVES HERE. She takes you to the back bedroom, with lava lamps, and a large plastic sheet of a beach scene on it. Then she gets you settled in dank smelling robes and sits you in LAWN CHAIRS to do you foot reflexology. Then She brings in the Walmart style foot baths, and while she is cleaning them she said, «I have no idea why the health dept doesn’t want me to clean them with peroxide.» Then she leaves you with stale sparkling cider and post clearance box of candies to relax. Then her tweaking son and daughter in law come in to do the massages. The linens are thread bare and the entire time they talk about their problems, and how the male is addicted to Rx Pain meds, and asks our opinions on life. Next came the «facial» I felt like I was being water boarded with jergens cold cream, which she later confirmed to be Jergen’s. Great… Now they wipe it off with more dank, thread bare towels and rinse it with that I hope to be clean water. {More waterboarding… yay!} I could smell that the oil was something familiar… So I asked what we were being rubbed down in. It was OLIVE OIL!!! She showed me the bottle, and said it was mixed with couple drops of orange oil. FREAKING FANTASTIC, After we towel off, and get dressed, we go to the living room where she offers us a paraffin hand bath. As my husband and I stick our hands into the same vat (rather than pulling it out of the warming container like normal other places) I begin to wonder who else’s hands have been in this petri dish. While our hands are «curing» we are on the couch next to her laundry, and her family comes by and asks to I’m so glad that we declined the dip in her hot tub, because the kid’s toys were floating in the murky water, along with what I can only assume to be leaves causing the bottom to be dark, since it’s not a covered tub. Once we got back to the car, we hightailed it home to scour our skin with Brillo pads and Dawn dish soap. This experience has caused me to never trust Groupon or other coupon sites for massages. If it’s worth having, go to someone who is trusted with the high reputations of others, instead of some creepy family in the middle of no where. Seriously, I could hear banjos.

Easy to find with a very nice sign. Good country flowers, Nice trees, garden, and a nice building they are in the midst of decorating. The room is Nice and comfortable. The best part is that the services are fantastic. She uses natural products which I appreciate and I had a wonderful massage by a talented lady. I enjoyed it immensely. It is in the rural country and some might not like the back to nature feel. I happen to love it… And for a Two hour message… for the money I paid… It’s an affordable dream for me. Can’t wait to go back.

I had two massages, one prior to the marathon, one after. Both were great, I highly recommend! I will definitely use again on my next visit to Oklahoma! And I really appreciated the mobile service, perfect!