Stand Up Frank’s

This page should be updated to reflect that Stand Up Frank’s is closed and has been replaced with Donny Dirk’s Zombie Den. SUF’s was a dump and I’d never recommend it to someone I wanted to see alive again.

Are you looking for a place to do nothing more than booze?
Well my friends… This is your watering hole.
it’s a very simple idea. No frills. That means tables, chairs, or anything that is not absolutely necessary when it comes to consumption of mass quantities of happy juice.

I haven’t been to Stand Up Franks in probably 20 years, but somehow I doubt a single thing has changed.
No chairs, no tables, no ashtrays. There’s a bar with a couple stools and a back bar. One big empty room for drinking.
The can looks like a prison. Everything in there is stainless steel with a drain in the middle.
The drinks will curl or straighten your hair, whichever is most apropos. Beer? Not on tap, nancy.
This place is NOT for amateurs. Frat boys, hipsters, party girls or pretty much anyone that’s not a professional alcoholic should probably steer clear.