Papa John’s Pizza

Absolutely the best Papa Johns!!! My family orders from this location probably 2 – 3 times a month and they have never disappointed us. We order using the app and we always have our pizza within 30 – 40 minutes. Usually earlier than that but it depends on the night. The delivery drivers are ALWAYS super nice. The pizza ALWAYS comes hot and delicious!

This is the first Papa John’s that I have ever been to and an absolute staple of my childhood in Wisconsin. Whenever I go back home to see the fam, I pay tribute to the best pizza in the nation that delivers consistency throughout the world.
I would like to show my versatility as a reviewer and present a «biological» review of Papa John’s. As the son of short parents (5’5″ and 5’6″ respectively) growing up in Wisconsin, I attribute my 6’0″ height and 185 lb chiseled body entirely to a diet heavy in meat and dairy. It all started with this Papa John’s location. Papa John’s gave me the nutritious combination of meat and dairy as a kid that allowed me to be the man that I am today. Several studies have come out about how kids (both boys and girls) from the Midwest are taller because of a heavy diet of meat and dairy. Asian countries have also taken notice as their population continues to get taller over time due to an increased diet of meat and dairy, which has unfortunately led to meat and dairy prices rocketing to all-​time highs (due to strong Asian demand). The rise in cheese prices has been astronomical over the past few years (currently $ 2.50/lb), but Papa John’s has been able to weather the storm with smart futures contracts on cheese as well as bulk buying at cheaper costs. Papa John’s continues to provide great value while other «gourmet» pizza places continue to jack up prices.
Some of you may read this and ask yourself, «But doesn’t eating meat and dairy lead to a bunch of problems in the future like heart disease and cancer?» The answer is that EVERYTHING can lead to health problems in the future. Regular exercise and eating in moderation are key ways to stay healthy as well as managing your stress (stress is truly the #1 cause for health problems down the line). Papa John’s is absolutely the most worry-​free eating experience of all time. Over the next 20 years, we will see a tremendous amount of innovation in biotechnology that will cure most of the world’s cancers. Gilead Science and Agios Pharmaceuticals are leading the charge so sit back, enjoy life and grab a slice of the best pizza in the world, Papa John’s.

Spongy, smooshy, Wonder Bread crust, too sweet sauce, rubbery and flavorless cheese. And why insist on putting peppers in every box? Not everyone likes those, and some people are allergic to them. I know of at least one former customer who is allergic, and I always said so when ordering. But the fine employees at this location never let that get in the way of Papa John’s gross-​peppers-​for-​all campaign. But guess what… turns out there is a near endless supply of places to get pizza and most all of them are far better than Papa John’s.

I did not feel like cooking today so I ordered pizza from the Papa John’s on 115^th and North. I opted to pick it up. I get there twenty minutes later. The order was ready. The people were very polite and the man behind the counter offered to carry my order out to the car for me. That has never happened before! I am very pleased and will order from that location again just based on the politeness. I ordered online and it was perfect.

I’m not in the habit of reviewing chains of any sort, but this place is pretty delicious for a chain pizza place. The pizza is always completed quickly within the time they say it will be. They have a pretty good pizza deal that I feel is always going on (any specialty or customized large pizza for 11). And I love their garlic dipping sauce.