Shantel’s Jazz Cafe

I’m in mismi trying some local spot. A lil too local
What tha what
It’s a jazz club with only country music. Is this a joke?
Ok sooooo me n two divas walk into a bar, a jazz bar, over dressed and underwhelmed. I can get down with the next chick. I’m a down ass woman. Love me some country music and enjoy all atmospheres but don’t lie n say you’re a jazz club and are a country western bar.
No two step lessons, wild Bulls or nothing. Just 3 women and about 15 men all confused. Because at least in country western bars the men ask to dance. Nothing nada zilch. Look at my profile pic I’m cute shit!!! Did the bartender just let this BUM take a piece of sliced line out of the one dish really. Did the bartender really just drop a bag of ice on the floor to break it up. Jesus take the wheel
All defenses down. Ok. I’m calming down, exhaling will make the best of this evening whoosaaaaaa