Falls U-Gas Beralva II Corporation

Sabrina:
Get a grip girl friend. It’s a regular old gas station. This is Palmetto Bay not Goulds. I question your Unilocal skills girl. It’s the cheapest gas in town and you give it 2 stars? You jive master! Daddy own Mobil down the street? You would make a good county commissioner. Crooked as hell.
Ps. I cannot give a gas station 5 stars.

It’s a gas station (and a cheap one at that), what do you expect? Having driven through plenty of shady gas stations and in very bad neighborhoods, I don’t see what the issue is with this one. It’s pretty large, in a well-​lit part of town, I have never had to deal with loitering or panhandling (unlike other gas stations), and it’s in a good area. There may be the rare pump that doesn’t work but trust me, I have seen worse, like seeing 5 pumps out of service, in other locations. Although their prices can sometimes be the best in the area, they aren’t always the best, so keep that in mind, although they’re never on the high side, even if they aren’t the cheapest within a 5-​mile radius.

Dear U-​Gas,
You scare me. Honestly. From the people that are usually gathered out front, to the dark, grimy car wash, this place just gives me the creeps. I sometimes put gas here early in the mornings on my way to work, and usually find that some pumps are out of order and the working ones are always slow. You do offer ethanol gas for alternative fuel cars, which is a good for the environment, however, from what I’ve observed, they’re usually out of order.
Maybe it’s just your overall appearance. I suggest maybe painting the small store, pumps, and perhaps pressure-​washing the ground… Maybe then it won’t seem so creepy there. However, you do seem to have the cheapest prices in the neighborhood.
Good luck,
SabrinaAnna*