Club Aqua Miami

We are visiting from Southern Indiana and don’t have anything like this there. We had a great time! The place is very clean and fun. There is a guy walking around that did nothing but keep things clean. The price wasn’t bad at all either. This will definitely be on our repeat list for when we come back.

Okay so I’m just going to flat out say it, this place is for sex and nothing more… And that’s great! It’s a bit awkward if you’re not body positive like me, especially considering you are nude with the exception of a towel. But look someone like me, actually enjoyed the hell out of it.
But fore-​be-​warned, take this place with a grain of salt. People are coming here for sex, so people WILL BE SEXUALLY FORWARD. If you are uncomfortable with that, don’t come and then feel you were attacked. But the good news is if you do feel that way the staff is very considerate of that. If someone is bothering you the wrong way you Can have them removed!
To make a long list short
Pros: lot of deals money wise, free completely if under 24/​above 18, clean, nice looking, sexy men, free condoms, several sexual things to experiment with, private rooms are also available, and good service
Cons: it does smell like a YMCA locker room everywhere (though it’s unavoidable), there are alot of employees keeping the place clean (so if you’re there to be completely raunchy and that takes you out of the magic sorry), THERE. WILL. BE. CREEPERS (it comes with the territory), there are fetish sections including a pitch black zero visibility room (so if that stuff scares you just avoid those sections)
(P.s. just to warn you, I’m a bit biased because I like bears, though this place has a variety of men, I can’t lie the majority of the people are on the bigger/​older side. If anything I saw a lot of muscle bears. So if you completely hate that stuff then avoid. But there is a variety)

Fridays and deposit Saturdays are the days to go. Lots of guys to choose from. Theres a gym. Sauna. Pool

Eeek, RUN! Closeted, creepy & scarrry! Typical 3^rd world bath house. From the reception in the front to the sleazy old perfumed Cuban guys groping you in the steam room, this place is about as hot as an old age home. The Ads in Hotspots are falsely advertised. If I was old enough to go to a bath house in the 70’s…this place would probably be the modern version of one. Rather stay home and beat off. Had not been there in years… Now I know why. «Club Asco» gets 1 star because the option of ZERO stars is unavailable.

Not much to do. You’d expect hot guys because it’s in Miami, but only spotted 2 hot guys. The place is clean and doesn’t smell ugly.

Reasonably clean place, if you are not there for hooking up then there is not much to do. The gym is not note worthy at all. The pool is nice although I’ve never seen it during the light of day. The staff is constantly walking around and cleaning and the Jacuzzi is also nice and warm. I did not find the steam room pleasurable because it smelled weird, bit the dry sauna was much better. The rest of the stuff is creepy like a gay bath house should be so I didn’t venture in those areas. Hot guys even for me (23) and I did have fun. The dancers were hot.