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Stay away. Over priced. Rude servers. System was «down» and we waited a half hour for our check. We said if we can’t pay we are leaving it’s not our fault. The server said she was calling the cops. Next thing the thing magically works again. She did end up giving us a 15 dollar discount but our bill was 76 dollars. One Bloody Mary, Belgium waffle, eggs florentine, bacon, and a smoothie was 76. Ridiculous.

Fun ambience, space and music. Family friendly.
I had a Cosmo which was the ‘blandest’ tasting one I have ever had… And I have had my share. I ordered a $ 21 burger which had an egg on it. It was so tasteless I had to pour on ketchup. The fries were mediocre.
I was never offered water and then no one came back to help for over 10 min when I was finished eating.
Overall… Wouldn’t return.

Unfortunately this menu is all fried food. Don’t try here for gluten free unless you want ceviche. The servers are constantly trying to drum up business by asking everyone to sit down that walks by … Which was initially entertaining but cheapens the feel of this spot. I had fries and a glass of champagne for $ 30 — kinda crazy. Looks like there are far better spots along the strip so don’t stop here. I did see people drinking cocktails the size of their face so if you want to have happy hour here it’s probably good value LOL

Worst service and because of the service charge included in the bill the waiters don’t care. They get ur money no mater what they do. Food was a joke in general. Only the fried calamari was good. Drinks were really bad and i would never order anything from this place again. Stay away.

Pathetic.
Worst Cuban sandwich I’ve ever had.
Cost of 1 drink — $ 17.00
Hidden fees in menu. They automatically add 20% to your bill. If a live band is playing, they charge everyone at the table $ 5.
Parts of menu have no prices. I checked before ordering a martini and discovered price and decided on ginger ale. I don’t mind paying dear for a nicely crafted cocktail but I just came for a lite lunch.
If you sit at a street side table, the valet will put waiting cars right next to you blowing hot exhaust on you and your food until they get to that car.
My food was ridiculously bad. My friends Ahi Tuna salad was absolutely lovely.

Told it was happy hour, food 25% off. Was not discounted on check. Also, hidden 20% service charge. service poor, food mediocre.

The food was mediocre, the presentation was nice, but it wasn’t hot. I had a frozen margarita and was charged $ 17 for it. I don’t mind cost, but overall everything was over priced. My bill was $ 70 for a lukewarm entrée and drink. There are other great options in the area.

We stayed at the breakwater hotel so we were supposed to get 20% off. We came for lunch one day and made the mistake of going again for dessert the 2^nd day. Both times we were not able to get 20% off. At lunch they said we don’t get the discount because it was the lunch special and when we went for dessert they said we don’t get the discount because it’s only a food discount… and I guess dessert doesn’t count as food? The service wasn’t good, but it wasn’t horrible. Gratuity is included, but that’s normal in southbeach. For lunch we got a Cuban sandwich and the pene pasta. Both sucked. Each cost around $ 10, which isn’t too bad for this area, but I rather pay more for good food than waist $ 20 on crap. For convince we went back the next night for dessert. It wasn’t as bad as the lunch but it was far from worth the $ 20 it cost. I would never go back.

Always a great time and great food

This place looks and sounds great. Ordered a piña colada and as I drank it I felt something in my mouth that was hard. I spit it out and rolled my finger on it to see what it was and cut myself. It was a peice of glass and it had cut me. I asked to speak to the manager and he said that’s never has happened before. Then he went on to say it was a machine that made it and and maybe a month before he would imagine it be possible but not today. Please use caution. I have pic as proof so if you get sick or internal bleeding and ate here then it maybe why.

The worst service I have ever had at a restaurant. They do not show prices on drinks. Hidden service charges 20%!
1 mojito $ 16.95
1 mojito $ 16.95
1 NY steak $ 34.95
1 sea linguini $ 36.95
Subtotal $ 105.80
Tax Total $ 11.01
SERV CHARGE 20 $ 21.16
Total Due $ 137.97

They will cheat you on the price… Read other reviews here and on trip advisor before you go there. Your bill will be $ 100 – 150 more than you expected…

Worst experience ever. Front person told us it was «20% off everything», but when we got checks, they only included 20% off one item in the check. I had the manager recalculate the check. My friends had drinks ordered and they didn’t get any discounts on them. 20% service fee is apparently included in the bill, no notice in advance. I didn’t want to make a bug deal out of it, but this is my damn last time I’m at this place. Awful.

We were seated outside and sat about 10 minutes and never got waited on — by anyone. We got up, and went inside to the bar where we ordered a coconut mojito. At least the bartender nice. Maybe this place is a bit to uppity for me… but I did like the coconut mojito

Listen to all other reviews and stay the hell away from here. This place is misleading and overpriced. We were told buy one cocktail, get one free. We got two cocktails, and were presented with a $ 45 check — that’s $ 17/​cocktail + tax and included gratuity for the already unbearable service. When we questioned the server, she informed us it was per person only. After 10 minutes of just waiting to get her attention, we didn’t even want to bother with the whole ordeal again.
Stay away from this POS place. Stay far far away.

Ate there for breakfast after the man at Ocean’s Ten shuffled us over next door. The server was nice but acted curt when we asked for refills on our coffee (I feel like coffee refills at breakfast are almost a given??). Had the regular pancake breakfast. It was nothing special but did come with strawberries and powdered sugar on top. Gets 3 stars (average) for food and service quality. Maybe 4 stars for location on Ocean Ave.
Coffee was 3.50 for about 6 oz cup. That’s just ridiculous.

One star because we didn’t get ill from eating there and the staff were somewhat friendly and the toilets were clean.
The cerviche tasted like it was freshly defrosted. The drinks were so overpriced it isn’t funny. Service was patchy.
Tip: best to avoid.

I bumped them up to two stars solely because I received free shots. Their happy hour special is two for one– but one drink is so expensive that you won’t even notice the «special.» The drink was good, I’ll give them that. I got a strawberry margarita and it took me a good forty minutes to finish that huge drink.
On top of the ridiculous prices, there happens to be a lack of service. Waiters are nowhere to be found. The nicest person is the hostess who tries her best to lure you in.
Just don’t be fooled by the special and walk a little farther for a better drink at a better price.

The reviews were right. Horrible food, so-​so service and high prices. Keep walking… Anything would have been better then this. The owner or chef of this place should read his reviews he might learn something. This place cranked the music up so loud at 7pm that we could not even hear each other talk. We finally had to ask if they could turn it down. The food was Denny’s quality… Actually I would rather have eaten at Denny’s!
$ 96.37 for one drink and 2 dinner specials. I returned my steak ½ eaten and most of my French fries because the steak tasted spoiled. This place sucks!

Choisi par hasard, nous n’avons pas été déçu par ce restaurant. Les plats sont bon mais la note un peu élevée. Ils en profitent nous sommes sur océan drive…

The management of this establishment is literally terrible. The guy who lured us in promised us a free first drink and then when the check came, that wasn’t the case…
Good people watching and cool fishbowl drinks but you can get that anywhere on Ocean at one of the other 999 restaurants — so go elsewhere and maybe you will be treated more like a human being.