Zachary’s Pub

I walked into the establishment with an open mind. I have always hoped that Zachary’s was the true diamond in the rough and it would turn little old Mashpee around. I had 60, $ 20 bills in my wallet. That’s $ 1200 ready to blow on a good night. Way more than need be.
I sat at the bar, asked the bartender for a shirt which was on display so I could take home a souvenir, to which she stated she didn’t have a single one.
I paid little attention to the girls on the dance floor as none of them seemed to interested in me.
Until one, a tall brunette came up to me and asked if I would be interested in a dance. She was beautiful, a slender, great body, elegant face, sexy attitude, exactly what you want in a night out. She was exactly what I was looking for… Which she seemed to know, she said she was going up on stage and that she wanted me to stay around which I agreed.
I saw a distant acquaintance at the opposite end of the bar and made my way over to them. Immediately Mr. 20 year old bald kid grabbed me and told me I had to leave. I asked what for and he stated that it was a rule. When asked what the rule was he said he could not elaborate, Just that I need to go. Bewildered I made my way to the door, the girl at the cash register looked befuddled. I have never been more humiliated in my life. I have a respectable job, respectable career, I do not need to waste my money nor my reputation on this place. 3÷5÷16. If you want to look up the security staff. Never seen that A$$hole before $ 13 an hour on a security «professional» is worth it???’ No Fing thank you.

Place is very relaxed on a Friday night, not a downtown club scene. Great atmosphere

I’ve talked to the owner, and he has been helpful in getting me the name of the dancer I wanted to send a thank-​you note. He seems genuinely committed to protecting the dancers from any hurt that could come to them. The bartender confirmed that he is all about protecting the dancers. Which I appreciate,

If you’re on Cape Cod and are looking for a night out with the Gents, it is exactly what you want. It’s not going to compare to Tampa or Montréal, but it shouldn’t. The girls get better every time and the drinks cost too much. Get drunk pre-​gaming, go look at some T&A and enjoy yourself.

Went here for my bachelor party. We went a day earlier and let them know 7 of us were going to come back Saturday night. We got our own stage, which was nice, but not all the girls danced for us. By the time the second girl tried to double up on us it was time to go. We spent about 1.5 hours here, but if they sent us new girls we would have been there all night. When we requested a few of the girls we were told they were on a rotation, but I guess that rotation didn’t include everyone.
6 $ bottles of beer. Girls are all nude– most are pretty hot. Some were older, but good bodies. NO TOUCHING… including the lap dances, so it made no sense to spend 20 $ for the same show you got when the girl was on stage. Our waitress was a ditz and kept asking for tips– here’s a tip, come back more often and get the orders right.
All in all, it’s the only club in Cape Cod and served it purpose, but I would never go back. The other people there were drunk rednecks and lonely older guys. Pretty depressing.

I had such a great time here. They were really girl friendly –there were other non-​stripper girls there besides me, and the dancers were sexily attentive to me. All the girls there that night were really hot, too. The lap dances are not particularly private, but they are in front of a fire place. They’re serious about the no-​touching, but it’s ok because I just waited until I got home to have good sex with my boyfriend. For a girl from Brooklyn visiting Cape Cod, this was the perfect dive strip club. I’d totally come back!

Bartenders have no personality.
Dancers have no desire.
overall– the beers are expensive and what makes a club like this fun, the hustle from the girls, is not there… I will not be wasting my money or time at this place again, such a shame because it has a lot more potential, girls need to be trained on hustle and the bartenders need to be trained on personality and hospitality to make people want to come back…

Zachary’s Pub/​Strip club was an experience! Lol! I missed the no cover charge by 15 minutes and had to pay $ 6 to get in. When I got in I ignored the fact it was a hole in the wall. While I was there I put up with colder temp inside than outside. I don’t even know how the women got naked in there, you could see the smoke coming from their mouths. The women could not work the poles and they didn’t dance in front of you unless you tipped them first. I ordered the 6 teriyaki wings that tasted stale and wet, never got thru with the first wing. But the point where I had enough is when a older woman with implants and a saggie booty tried to shake her money maker, and balance on stage with her high heels. It was time to go! Can’t knock the hustle but couldn’t stay there any longer!

This place is great! Just went this past weekend for my friend’s bachelor party down the cape. We came in Thursday night and was pleasantly surprised by the talent of dancers. They had some smokeshows which i didn’t expect in a cape strip club. This place has pool, a punching machine and all the classic dive bar games and they pour stiff drinks. We came Friday because they gave us free passes. The only downside is no contact and tons of stupid rules… other than that it’s world class for a dive strip club…

It’s dark and dingy but the girls are usually pretty good. Of course the talent is better on a Fri/​Sat night than a weekday afternoon but still not bad. The mens room is gross but if that’s the kind of thing that bothers you you’re probably not going to this kind of place anyway. Oh by the way, $ 3.00 draft beer.

A few years ago a group of firefighters from MV did some training there and after stumbling off the boat only one of chiefs got suspended. From this I figure the drinks were cheap and the roast beef was fresh. LOL true story!

this place sucks big time, my firends and ik went there to have some fun and they wouldnt let us in because we had out of state ID’s. that was the stupidest thing ever, i guess they are so busy that they didnt need our business

It’s a Strip Club. Women walking around naked or wearing very little clothes. My first time ever in a strip club and it was quite interesting. I went with my husband. Its not a high end, fancy club in any way. It is quite spacious and even has pool tables. Is very easy to find and the drinks are very cheap considering you are on the cape. The women were dancing on the pole and giving lap dances to a few of the guys that were sitting around the «stage» but we were seated away from the stage. They were pretty professional and respectful to us. They did not come over to us to just dance in his face (which I thought was respectful of them). One of them was going around offering lap dances.

Naked women all within their twenties. All working their way through college… right. It’s a Stank club without question but on those occasions when we sink to the depths of my primal manhood. well, you get the the idea.

I have «never» been here.
I «have no idea» what this place is like.
I «didn’t get» hammered off their 2 dollars beers.
I «didn’t pay» for more lap dances than I can count.
I «don’t want» to come back here every day forever.