Malvern Hardware

This store has everything. Isles and isles of products that you could just get lost for days walking around. I do have to warn you that the owner and the staff are a little eccentric (but in a good way). I love going there because they make me laugh all the time. When you’re going up to the register to pay for something you may here a loud «fart». And of course they’ll act like they didn’t hear a thing. Then you see the fart machine on top of the counter (big practical jokers). They also have complaint letters in frames around the counter. That’s right, complaint letters that they’re proud of saying how vulgar they are and how they’ll never shop there again (prudes obviously). But along with all of the funny and «vulgar» stuff they do, they are one of the best hardware stores around. And they know they’re product. They’ll do anything for their customers. And they’re always willing to help you (as long as you can put up with their depraved sense of humor). I can!