McDonald’s

It’s McDonald’s, so keep in mind that I had low expectations to begin with. The woman who handed me my order was extremely rude. She pretty much just threw the bag on the counter without looking at me, and said «thanks have a nice day» like a robot. The tables were disgusting, as was the fountain drink station. The condiments counter was covered in ketchup.

We were the only people here and it took these idiots 16 minutes for an order of chicken nuggets

Should have checked before leaving but I ordered a 20 pc nuggets for a few of us and instead they packed two McChicken sandwiches. The receipt clearly stated chicken nuggets. Maybe their employees can’t read?

Today was my first time to go inside to eat. My first issue is they’ve changed their parking lot. There is now no parking up against the building. The handicapped spots are in front of the building but the entrances are on the side. Let me tell you, if you have an 87 yr old mother with a cart of oxygen to drag and a brain disease that makes falls way too easy, this is not a good location for handicapped parking!!! The second issue is exactly what Edward H mentioned in his review – they let the extremely loud alarms on the fryers and whatever else just keep going and going. It’s got to be louder than a firehouse during an alarm, and so annoying if you’re eating there. The seating is pretty limited, again not friendly to the disabled – about half the seating was at high stools/​tables. The play area appeared to be larger than the dining room seating area. The food was ok, it was hot and they got my special order right.

A huge company like this goes cheap on their WiFi, unable to stream any vids, bathrooms are usually dirty.

Easily the most annoying McDonalds in the area. Staff are quite variable in quality and do not seem to know how to turn off the very loud alarms, carbonated drinks often aren’t, problems are not fixed over time (their drink machine has been dysfunctional for at least the past six months), etc. On the plus side, it is clean and conveniently located, and the food is what you expect except for the drinks.

Dear McDonald’s: I want to love you like a fine sturdy pup loves his master. But you let me down.
I went in which was a mistake because the parking lot is wild and you can die in it. I ordered a ghetto mac which is a double cheese burger with big mac sauce. You order the ghetto mac when you don’t want to pay for the real big mac and you want one just the same. All you don’t get is salad and the middle bun both which is girlie anyhow.
They didn’t know what a ghetto mac was and they tried to jack me for the full tilt on a big mac and I got pissy and caused a scene and the manager gave me the ghetto mac and I ate on it standing right there and ordered another with my mouth full. I did not get good customer service but I did get another ghetto mac and all y’all sons a’ bitches in line waiting for me to finish my meal ought to stand down and give a gentleman his personal space.
I just want my personal space.
My private area.
Anyway, go there and get you a ghetto mac since it tastes great. Sweet Tea is too sweet and you might pass out on Route 8 heading down into the sour Cuyahoga Heights area. Whatever. Like automobile accidents don’t happen all the time.
McDonald’s, I wanted to have a conversational epistolary review but I forgot and now I am not cool like all the other people who start their reviews addressing the place they are reviewing. I can live with the guilt since this review is great anyway.

Be warned. The worst McDonalds in existence. They make the food bad. Not just McDonalds’ bad… worse. Every time I get into the drive through I ask, «Why do I punish myself? (Because I like the sausage burrito)» It is almost so bad I want to write McDs, and tell them. But it’s McDonalds.