Oriental Massage

I came here with a friend (we are both women). We paid for 90 minutes Thai and Reflexology massages. The woman was very put off that we were there and had not called ten minutes before to confirm we were indeed coming (I had called to make appointments, and I didn’t understand that she wanted me to call ten minutes before). She was upset that we wanted to pay with credit, even though they did have a working cc machine. After we paid, we each went into our respective rooms.
My massage was awkward, and not even remotely, a real massage. The woman rubbed the same places on my body strangely. There were long pauses where she did not do anything at all except keep her hand on a spot on my back or leg. I thought she was falling asleep. She often leaned her body into inappropriate spots on my body. Suffice to say, she knew nothing about massage.
I wanted to leave, but I felt bad. I should have cut her off after the first twenty minutes, when it became clear she wasn’t really a masseuse.
Then she demanded a tip.
A man came out as I was trying to leave and gave me a funny look, like, «what is a woman doing in here?» And that’s when I realized my suspicions that it was a sexual favor place were pretty much confirmed.
My friend’s experience: After 50 minutes of a decent massage by another lady (the one who charged the credit cards at the beginning), and paying for 90 minutes, the woman excused herself, left, came back, and told her she could not continue/​finish the massage. She refunded her 30 out of the 100 dollars she paid since she did not do the full 90 minutes, and then she demanded a tip. A cash tip.
I had to write this in case anyone does what we should have done and checks Unilocal before going to this place thinking its an actual massage place.
It’s dark, creepy (like the above post says), and they are very rude. Plus, it’s not really a massage spot, but a tug/​rub place for men who need to pay someone to get them off.

What a joke! I walked in with my fd late night as the massage place I wanted to go was closed. A lady who looks like she’s just woke up came out and said they only offer body massage at this time, and it’s $ 50 for half hour and $ 70 for one hour. As we have no other options, so we chose the one hour massage. That lady was my massagist. She asked if I want deep tissue, medium or light? (I don’t understand every word she said as she could only speak basic English) I said medium. She started by rubbing baby oil on my back in an irregular circular motion without actually ‘massaging’, as if I’m really a baby. I felt weird, yet I thought it’s just the beginning. But she continued that weird massage for over 10 minutes, then I realized that’s her ‘medium’. So I asked if I could have a deep tissue, and then I regret. She started pinching my back with her elbow and bones, which is painful and uncomfortable. I stopped her after 25 minutes of torturing and asked if I can get the half hour instead, and she said ok you have 5 minutes.
Finally, she’s done and I changed after she left the room. Suddenly she opened the door without knocking and asked if I’m going to give her tips. That’s a weird situation and I felt offended. I paid her $ 60 for the half hour of rubbing.
I regret for not looking at the review on Unilocal before getting in. I didn’t get the ‘bonus’ the other reviewer got as I’m a female I guess. After this, I believe this place is not where a person looking for comfortable and relaxing massage would go.
My fd didn’t get a good massage either, but mine is much worse then hers. At least her massagist massaged her with both hands. (Yes, mine only rubbed my back with one hand most of the time)
This is the worst massage I’ve ever had and I have no idea how they could run the business by having unskilled massagists. I’m pretty sure your brothers, sisters or friends can do much better massage than that lady who doesn’t really know how to massage.
This experience doesn’t sound real right? That’s what I thought too. But that’s what happened and I’m still thinking about it after 3 days, about how I wasted $ 60 on torturing myself.

It’s on the upper level of an Asian business complex. It was so dark, empty, and creepy in there and I didn’t understand why.
I only wanted to come in here for an innocent massage but it wasn’t really good.
I’m SO naïve so I didn’t know I was gonna get more if you know what I mean. I thought that was a joke or something stereotypical but it can actually happen. It was an offer I couldn’t refuse.
C’mon, $ 50 for an hour ain’t bad if it includes a bonus.
I firmly told the lady I was Gay but she didn’t seem to care. This was the only straight experience I’ve ever had in my life and I can’t believe it happened. I’m not sure if I should tell my boyfriend about it ’cause I feel like a slut, a cheater, or maybe empowered ’cause I finally conquered that aspect of my sexuality that I was unaware of.
I should probably tell my parents about this. They’ll be proud of me for once.