Dick’s Last Resort

I had a friend who worked at one in the Carolinas– and decided a group of us would go since we’ve heard such good stuff… I wasn’t impressed. Nachos were good & drinks were nice and big— but burgers & chicken sandwiches were not tasty. As far as the waitress being mean experience: our waitress made no jokes, and turned and said she was pregnant and wasn’t in the mood to act the way they’re known for. Buzz kill. Kind of a one time visit restaurant.

Gatlinburg TN location… Yes yes I know at this restaurant they treat you like crap! And yes we were expecting it… but it was just awful. The food was bad the service was just awful. Our food came out cold and undercooked and our waitress lookedand acted like she was coming down from either being drunk or high. This was my first and last time I will ever go to this restaurant at this location. Not to mention our waitress’ husband was hovering around our table and feeding her god only knows what in her cup she was doing shots out of. Very poorly managed.

This place was great. So much fun! Our waiter was an ass, just as expected. But it was pretty pricy.
If you get offended easily, this isn’t the place for you!

My sister and Boyfriend really wanted to try this place. They heard how funny and sarcastic it was suppose to be and wanted to experience it. Being the sarcastic and funny bunch we are we all agreed and went here around 10:30 Saturday night. At first our waitress was very sarcastic and it was pretty funny. A bit awkward cause we didn’t know how to react but still funny.
With the waitress, the only thing that I was offended by from all her sarcasm was when she created my hat. She put «I’ve had more Mexicans inside of me than a Home Depot parking lot» Being that I am Hispanic, I felt that was very rude and I was offended. I took that hat off right away. I didn’t that that was funny at all.
Food: We got our food which I though was overly priced. I got Fish and Chips which was about 18.00 and my boyfriend got Chicken Tenders for about the same price. We expected something great since the prices were so high. Boy were we wrong. I got my plate and right away started eating the fries and realized how old they were. They were so old they were practically stale. The worst part was how it was warm as if they had just recooked it again cause even the color of the fries looked old — like they didn’t change the oil in a while. (i worked in the food industry) So when the waiter came I asked for new fries. The Fish was just as bad. Very very greasy it had no flavor just tasted like grease. Chicken tenders was about the same stale and hard. We right away asked for the check there was no way we were gonna eat this.
When we asked for our check she looked at out plates and asked why we didn’t eat and we let her know the reasons. She told us, «I bet you are used to Applebees that’s why» and we told her … «Well, yeah we would have actually preferred Applebees and enjoyed it better for less of the cost». We were very pleased when she removed our plate off the bill. I was actually very surprised.
The overall experience was just that an experience and I am glad we tried it. But for the high prices and the poor quality of food. We will not be going back.

The place is known for its rude servers but if you seem mad. They go in extra hard on that person. I seen this place a few times and was interested in checking it out. They lived up to the name «Dicks» but the food wasn’t good at all even after drinking. French fries tasted old but the server brought out fresh ones. That was cool. Fish & chips/​chicken strips tasted old and if under a heat lamp for a while. Nicely the server didn’t charge for those two because we told her they tasted old. Would’ve gave 1 star but because of the discount they averaged out.
Do not recommend

It was a new fun experience for my daughter she had fun. Was confused about the hats and the sarcasm but explained thats how the restaurant works. She was like whatever lol talk about getting into the dicks attitude

No Thank You
For a restaurant that’s schtick is to treat you rudely, they aren’t very good at it. The hostess and the waitress were both very friendly.
As for the menu, even with the offer of free drinks if you purchased a meal, I couldn’t do it. There was nothing on the menu that looked like it should be anywhere near a healthy Being.
Ps-​Oh wait, I was supposed to be Mean…

Service was fine the trash can punch was not worth the price I had a mikes cranberry lemonade that was stronger watch what u order

We went here because our daughter had been a few times and said it was fun and that dad would love it. We are a sarcastic bunch who like to have fun with our waiters so it sounded right up our alley.
They were busy but not swamped and with a party of 12 we got right in at 7 pm on a Friday night. This was the best thing about the place.
It started out fun with the table paper thing but then the waitress came and told us about the menu and walked away, 10 mins later came back and ask if we were ready to order and one of our party said «We are ready for drink orders» and the waitress said something rude and left again, came back and left again without a drink order, finally she came and took a drink order (we had now been there 38 mins!). Half our table wanted to get up and leave but we stayed as anywhere we went we would have had to wait and we were hungry. When she came back with drinks my husband took her aside and explained that she was not being entertaining but rude because we were about 50 in before we got drinks which is BAD service in our book. She apologized to the table and we stayed.
The food is only ok and way over priced.
I think her problem was that we were being sarcastic back and trying to have fun with her and she didn’t like it. The next night we went to a different place and the waiter actually thanked us for being so fun!

If you get offended easy this is not a place for you!
We were greeted buy
«What are you fuckers doing here»?
«Ever been here before?
Yes!
«Well thats to fucking bad and I see you brought your bitch with you!»)He was talking about a male friend as I am sure they know the limits!)
«What do you want to drink?»
It was all uphill from there. The bar tender kept us laughing for a couple of hours. Cocktail are poured fat especially if you get a double. But again if foul language offends you dont event stop and be sure not to bring your bratty kid either!
It was a fun time in the hands of Dick!

This place is a solid 3 stars A-​OK it is fun. The food choices aren’t too great but I had the fish and chips and it was OK but I have had better. They charge you of a side of ranch (always a pet peeve) especially when it take so freaking long to come that you no longer even want or need it cause your fries are already cold. Oh not to mention they charged for the water! Seriously? People come here for the big paper hats and to be treated rudely and just have a good time laughing. We did enjoy our visit here, my friend probably a bit more since she had 3 heavily poured cocktails that were buy one get one free in the bar before we were seated and she brought the fourth to drink with dinner. Don’t come here if you are sensitive to name calling or profanity it will not be your kinda place! But if you want to have a good time and joke around with friends and enjoy a meal with a lot of sexual innuendos thrown in then come check them out. They are located in the Excalibur Hotel Casino in the back on the right and if we weren’t staying at the hotel I would have never seen this place or known it was here. In fact Ive been to Vegas many times but never knew this was here.
HINT: use check in offer for free appetizer. Loosen up and have a good time and realize your going to pay more than the foods worth.

I came to DLR for a friend’s bachelorette party of 9 ladies on a Saturday night @ 5:30pm. The place was PACKED– there was hardly any room to move around. The tables were pushed up next to each other so that our backs were touching the people behind us.
The service and the experience were what was expected: dancing, sing alongs, playing games, loud music, crude hats, rude service, watered down drinks, greasy/​unhealthy food, and a chance to get rowdy and wild.
I think this is a great place for tourists – one time in your life is enough.
I saw a few people with their infant children which I thought was outrageous.
After almost 2 hours there I could have used some earplugs.
Our bill came out to 200 $
My friend had a good time and that is what matters.

If you get booty hurt quick please don’t come here. This place is fucken hilarious lol server was SCOTT dudes hilarious. If your in Vegas come here!!! Food is good vibe is great they got DRINKS!!! Btw Scott was fucken rude as fuck lol awesome place!!!
Food from $$$ 10 – 20

THESE PEOPLE ARE A$$HOLES! and that’s why I’m giving them their 5-​stars they deserve! They live up to the name «Dick’s». Only a mature audience with a great sense of humor should attend this location. I would not recommend for anyone to bring their kids here, even tho kids are allowed to come inside.
Everyone was degraded and it was hilarious! Food is alright, but they make the «Dick’s» experience very fun and great! While or after you eat, you are given these hand made paper hats that have a message that «degrades you» with a sense of humor. I’d definitely recommend this place to everyone else, but of course not to the ones who are weak!
I got their «Big ass Breakfast Burrito» which is called what I just wrote. Along with that, we were recommended to try the «Dos-​rita» which is basically those popular Corona Margarita drinks that have a beer in the margarita but these carry a Dos X instead. This «Dos-​Rita» drink is definitely good and well worth every penny!
Man the hell up and come on over to Dick’s!

First thing is first — you literally PAY to be treated poorly. If you want to have a good time with friends over low-​quality, high priced food; In the nicest way possible, this is the place for you.
We came in on a busy Saturday night for a co-worker’s going away party, we originally had a reservation for 6pm but didn’t show up until close to 7 due to horrendous parking… they STILL sat us pretty immediate and they were crowded too!
Our server was great — in terms of Dick’s definition of «great». I definitely wouldn’t want to bring your uppity mother-​in-​law here, odds are she won’t get the jokes. The servers are vulgar (in a funny way!), they’re loud, and the put you on the spot, big time! But they make it fun. If you don’t know how to laugh at yourself… again, don’t come here.
I’m sorry to say that the food IS outrageously priced…$ 20 for a burger and fries… what??!
But the decently priced drinks made up for that. All in all if we decide to have another night out with a large group I may consider this place again. Definitely not for date night though.

I can’t really figure out how to explain how awful our experience at Dicks was. I have never been so disappointed in my life. I’ve been wanting to check out Dicks for a long time but never had the chance while I was in Vegas. I’ll just go over the major awful points. There will not be a good point section because there are no good points that go along with the story.
CUSTOMER SERVICE:
Hands down the worst. The place was pretty full (not 100% full) — I’ve seen it busier. I asked the hostess if they had any tables available and was told no but that I can sit at the bar if we like. I asked her if the experience was still the same — she told me that everyone still gets picked on and gets the funny hat and the experience they pay for. With her assurance I accepted a seat at the bar for my mother and I.
Our blonde waitress was also the bar tender. She was not super friendly at first but she also wasn’t horrible. She got our drinks and took our food orders in a semi-​efficient manner and that was that. We were left in the corner of the bar with another group of patrons to eat our food and watch the entire restaurant have a great time with the staff while we were ignored. Several other waiters walked by us but didn’t even bother saying Hi.
Towards the end of our dining experience (over an HOUR) into it. We asked about the hats. The bar tender/​waitress got really mad and told me she «is very busy and doesn’t have time to deal with hats» and walked away. WOW. For the first time in my life I left a big fat $ 0.00 on the tip line.
FOOD:
Not awesome or unique or even flavorful in anyway. My mother got the fish and chips which were soggy and a bit cold and I got a burger which tasted like any other burger, in any other restaurant in the country. My 1^st bottled beer was not ice cold. The 2^nd one (draft in a Dicks cup) was better and my mother’s Huge margarita was good. I would not willingly pay for the food again.
ATMOSPHERE:
Its horribly loud. I expected it to be loud. But it was so loud that I had to yell in my mom’s ear while sitting right next to her to have any kind of conversation. If I had a fun waiter and we were getting fun hats and I was tipsy and fun then I would have loved the atmosphere. But none of those things happened.
VALUE:
Do I even have to talk about this? In the end we paid $ 72.00 for a bland burger, soggy fish and chips, two beers and a margarita. You walk into a place like this and expect to pay big time for what the place has to offer that is unique. We didn’t get any of that. I will never go back and will never recommend this place to anyone else. It will actually even push me from staying at the Excalibur because I like to eat where I am staying at least one day during my Vegas vacations. STAY AWAY and spend your money elsewhere.
I told the hostess about the problems we had afterwards. She didn’t apologize and didn’t even ask if we wanted to talk to a manager. Nice.

Beer, bar food & vulgarity? Sign me the fuck up!
The bf and I came here knowing NOTHING about the «experience» they provide and we really enjoyed ourselves! This place is definitely NOT for everyone, but we were thoroughly entertained with the raunchy sex jokes, hats & random conversations we overheard from other patrons/​staff.
It is a bit overpriced for what you get but hey, it’s Vegas and we were entertained so I’d definitely go back for more!

Below average bar food, but fun place you have to visit. It is bbq, and fried food. You can also get beer ofcourse. What makes this place fun is that the waiter makes fun of you, is rude, and politically incorrect. Depending on the size of your group a few of you will get singled out to wear a paper hat with something embarrassing on it– probably something having to do with your sex life. It is fun when in Vegas for a bday or something. Don’t come if you are easily offended.
It is inside Excalibur and the wait can be a while.

I went here with a group for a friend’s bday party. The menu was set with a few appetizers – nachos, fried pickles, cold mozzarella sticks, and cold chicken wings. I liked the nachos. Dinner choices were chicken with rice, brisket, fried shrimp, shrimp cocktail, or chicken strips. Shockingly the brisket was tender, juicy, and flavorful. I didn’t order this assuming it would suck. My fried shrimpies were quite amazing but the chicken looked dry and unappetizing.
Granted, you don’t come here for the food, but rather for the experience. My friend’s lap dance by taco was one of the highlights along with the balloons they tied to her hair. It was a scene from a Pixar movie… my fave part of the night.
Good times, good service, but our waitress royally screwed up on the bill and charged us extra gratuity on top of our bill which turns out to have already included the 15% gratuity and birthday booking charge. Kinda messed up. We had no clue at the time but thought the bill was unusually high and couldn’t make sense at the time. It was only after we had left that we realized this waitress had basically charged us 30% tip at the end of the day.
I’d inly go back for a special occasion.

Experience: well, it’s was my Birthday!!! I decided since I can’t drink this birthday, I’m going to go somewhere fun. I had been here once many years ago in San Antonio and had a blast, so thought it would be cool to try again.
Facility: it’s located inside Excalibur Casino and easy to get to from Valet. Also learned Valet is best when coming South on Tropicana. It is a fun place that is completely open to the Casino. That part can be awkward with so many walking by watching you be humiliated… at least the Birthday girl was. LOL! Tables and chairs for those interested. Didn’t see any booth seating, but there was high seat bar seating.
Service: ok, there was some good and some ok, and some not so good. Good =
Emily, who helped me set up my party. She is always available, and answered every question. She was awesome at getting me exactly what I wanted at my birthday.
Hostesses at the door, not my favorite. Brook the manager, jumped right in and made me feel very welcomed, he also fixed any issues I had.
Waitress, she was cool, but not very funny. Oh well, she was still a cool chic. Now, Taco was my fav part. And not just because he gave me a lap dance. That man hilarious! But he was just such a fun guy. Yall better keep him!!!
Food: this is the reasoning for marking the review down. We had the bachelorette package, so we had nachos and apps to start and small meals to choose from for a set price. It also included Jell-​O shots and a large frozen drink for the bday girl. :)
Nachos — ³⁄₅ decent. I didn’t eat much though… just like 2 bites.
Appetizer tray — ³⁄₅ nice section of mozzarella sticks, hot wings, chicken strips and fried pickles. My fav were the fried pickles. I ate a bunch of these.
Now, of the plate see could chose from, I got the fried shrimp (2.5÷5) on the waitresses suggestion, but man do I wish I would have gotten the brisket (⁴⁄₅). I tried one bite of my friend’s, and it was yum! This is not brisket for those that like it lean, but those like me who enjoy some fat on it. Wish I would have chosen that!!! Oh well.
The other mark down was the bill. They put it all on one. What a mess!!!
Overall: what a fun place to have a get together! Probably won’t do it for a few more years, and won’t do it again until I can drink, but I still had a great birthday thanks to Emily!!! And thanks Brook, and especially my new boyfriend Taco!!! Well, he did tell me he loved me! ;)