Gorditas Monterrey

They have this lunch combo. You see, in the combo, you can get 3 Gorditas of your choosing, plus a cabbage soup and a drink (water or soda)…what’s that? You don’t know what a «Gordita» is?
No, it’s not a corpulent, diminutive female. For your edification:
Here at Gorditas Monterrey (GM), the Gordita can be filled with rajas y queso, which is Spanish for rajas y cheese. It can also be filled with the roasted flesh of your favorite slaughtered animal. Mine’s pig.
Gorditas are fast, and highly customizable. Word to the wise, though. Bring your bib, because these suckers are MESSY and seating is highly limited around lunchtime. You don’t want a big mole stain on your shirt when you’re hitting on the hotties across from GM at Hot Topic, do you?
Didn’t think so.