Lakewood LaserWash

Apparently this place is closed? Too bad there’s no signs indicating that, nor is the credit card reader disconnected. I just tried buying a $ 13 wash and it took my money, covered my car in soap then told me to drive away. THERE WAS NO WATER! Avoid at all costs.

I think they have new management now. One thing is for sure they have soap now! Lol. I drove by and saw some cars getting washed and boom! Soapy suds all over the cars. I decided to give it a try and it seemed like the place was better and my car was cleaned with little to no residue. Right side wheel wash was not working well though. I’ll have to go back again to try another wash before I can go another star.

How can a car wash be so bad? Its like the water resists the dirt on your car. The prices are laughable. Resist the temptation to get a quick wash here late at nite. Never again.

Awful.

10 bucks for a wash that didnt even get the condor crap off my whip? Ive spent better money on a Thai massage… with better results…

Going with the consensus, Lakewood LaserWash is bush league. A few years ago, I remember the machinery inside working well. Now, the owner clearly doesn’t sink money back into maintaining the equipment. Past few times I’ve been there, the water trickles out of the jets. Way to pricy an automobile cleaning station for getting a busted wash.

Overpriced, and the equipment is not usually in working order. Went today 5÷1÷14 and both vacuums were not operational. One was missing a hose, the other didn’t have any suction. The parking lot/​driveway is also terrible to try and navigate with a larger vehicle. Only phone number listed online is for a fax machine. Avoid this car wash!

Waste of money!!! Piece of crap car wash the rain does a better job washing cars than this pile of crap car wash !! If u wanna throw away money go give it to the beggars hanging around the highway exits!

Oh good lawd – I fell for this awful waste of money car wash AGAIN. Why?
1) I was in a hurry and it was enroute to where I was going.
2) It’s brushless and I’m even more terrified these days to go into any car wash that has brushes, since they scratch the crap out of your paint.
Well, I’ll never fall for this $ 13 horror show again. Once again – no one is there. The car wash itself is probably less useful than just personally spraying your own car down with a hose. It got the first layer of salt off my car, but that’s it.

This place was terrible! I paid over 10 bucks and I could still see the lines my wipers make! Total waste of money. Don’t go here. Carriage auto wash on w 150^th is at least 1000 times better.

Horrible place, they give a cheap, rushed wash. Don’t even think about using those shitty vacuums either they wont even suck up a crumb.

I also echo the last review… have used this car wash several times in the past… on Feb 16, 2013 I visited car wash and saw that the «south bay» was not working properly, so I entered the one next to it (north)…tried to use credit card and machine and credit card not accepted. I only had a $ 20 bill so I used that for a $ 10 wash… no change was provided. I wrote down the phone number that was listed on the machine and called several times and left voicemail, with no response. I also called the number on their website and same result… no return calls! Oh… and after I entered the north bay for my wash, the only thing that happened was soap was applied to my car and then one cycle of water… what a rip-​off and definitely VERY POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE… WILL NOT RETURN!

WARNING: Do not go here. They are a rip off. We used a $ 20 bill it didn’t give us change. The receipt said to see an attendant. There is never one there. I have left several messages. They have not returned calls or sent refund.
I would recommend going somewhere else.
Thanks