King of Diamonds

This is the 2^nd best strip club I’ve been to. There are hot happy natural blonde girls that can really entertain. The girls really enjoy themselves there and dances are affordable!
Pros:
1) Cover was free on a Wednesday!
2) Drinks were cheap @ 3:30 — 5:30 PM at $ 1 a cup and $ 2 after 5:30 PM.
3) Dances on the floor are only $ 10 so make sure you tip your dancer!
4) VIP is fully nude but no touching and it’s ~$ 185 for ½ hour and $ 90 for 3 songs. They accept credit card with no extra charges!
5) They had 2 stages to entertain you and the club was busy at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday!
6) They offer $ 10 ride to the Wild games and I’d definitely return.
7) Close to the airport
8) Each girl gives close-​ups for tips on the dance floor. Truly an amazing experience.
Cons:
1) Hard to get to if you’re using mass transit
2) Some girls have fake tits
Please see Ginger and Sarah!!! 2 of my favorite girls there on my first trip to King of Diamonds Minneapolis.

This is still my favorite strip club to go to in Minnesota, staff is great and most of the dancers are perfect for the best strip club in the state. That being said, every time we are in town and go there «Kendra» doesn’t belong. She is gorgeous, but she thinks she is too good for a fully nude club. Both time when she took the second stage we put our drinks down and just left, which is sad because it leaves a bad taste in the mouth, ruining an otherwise perfect experience.

First thing you minnesota boys are lucky… I live in cali now, (grew up up in Wisconsin) we don’t get total nude and beer it’s 20 to 40 dollars for lap dance fully dressed and there no where near as good as your dancers…
I tried quite a few of the girls since it was half price in my opinion. They were all super freindly and talkative. there were two that stood out above the others I thought.
Katrina was a petite young looking beauty. She did things with her hips while grimding like I’ve never seen then she’d turn around and give you such a back rub she should be a proffessional. (5 stars)
Jasmine by far the hottest girl there!!! Beautiful hair, lips, legs, and hips… but her breast were perfect and she knew how to use them. Unbelievably she used her hips to grind even better. She was so beautiful I thought she would be stuck up but she was the nicest girl I’ve ever met plus a great talker… totally fun to be with. (I give her 6 out of 5 stars)
If your reading this you need to go there now I asked them both to come 2 cali with me you better hurry!!!

The Basics:
$ 5 cover the Monday night
$ 4 – 5 Beers
$ 10 Dances
The King of Diamonds is a full nude strip club located a bit south of St. Paul, nestled just back from the road in what appeared to be a mostly residential area. Once past the doorman (note the vending machine full of porn) there is a medium/​large main bar area with another smaller bar sectioned off toward the back of the club (closed during my visit).
Once you enter the bar is directly to your left, a bunch of high tables take up about ¹⁄₃ of the club, a couple bar tops and stools separate this area from the seating around the slightly elevated stage. Tip the ladies at the edge of the stage, there wasn’t any sort of dollar parade following each dancers’ set. The couch dance area is to the left of the stage. As someone else noted the dances performed in this area are in full view of the other patrons but you’ll be paying too much attention to the girls to notice any creepy guys ogling your dance. The club is No-​Touch so keep your hands to yourself, but the ladies do plenty of grinding. Honestly, for $ 10 it’s probably the greatest value in lap dances that I’ve ever seen. (Apparently during the $ 10 dances the dancer is required by the club to keep at least one foot on the floor at all times. If the dancer hadn’t said anything I would never have noticed)
Part of my high rating is due to the attitude of the dancers and staff. Everyone was very friendly, polite, and low pressure. There is no dollar parade, you won’t be constantly hit up for additional tips or dances. The girls might approach, say hello, chit chat, then suggests a dance. You either take them up on it or don’t, no big deal. Take them up on it though. The girls are lovely. I don’t know if it was just the night that I visited but none of them were plastic-​y. Just cute, natural women with the occasional tattoo or piercing to grab your attention. It’s enough to make you fall in love with Minnesota girls.