The Men’s Club

if i could give this place 0 stars i would in a heartbeat. unbelievably sexist. was with 3 other girls and we weren’t allowed in because we didn’t have a boy with us. apparently the only reason girls go to female strip clubs is to solicit their bodies. overall demeaning to the female population as a whole. don’t go here unless you support sexism and patriarchal ideology.

It’s truly a nice club but unfortunately they do not hire women/​entertainers of African American decent. (No brown women)
I’ve applied three times !!!

Extremely discriminating and sexist establishment that needs to update their outdated policy in which a woman needs a male escort to enter because «a woman’s sole purpose in visiting a strip club is to find rich male sugar daddy husbands.»
As a female engineer who happens to make double the income of my male counterparts. I am absolutely appalled by this sexist comment and policy that still exists in 2015. Seven of us ladies who all make six figure incomes in oil and gas AND medical went to Men’s club Sat night to celebrate a birthday and denied entry because we all need one male escort. The explanation as to why is pure sexism. Like really? We cant get in because we’re all trying to score rich husbands!!! No, in fact we’re all lesbians who came to see the same «show» that single men get to enjoy without the need of an escort.

I love this club! My husband and I just started going to strip clubs together. We’ve really seen some trashy places in Houston. This one is very picky about the type of girls they hire. I had a long talk with several of them and they told me some of the rules. I like it though, it keeps out trash. Also, they have a dress code for men as well. Unlike other strip clubs they have awesome food! The waitresses are all so sweet and helpful! They let me sample several wines until I found what I wanted. Most strip clubs don’t like couples coming in, but this one was so welcoming to me as a woman. I even saw an all women birthday party going on there! So I’ve decided I’m going to have my birthday there as well :) We’ve been here several times and plan on returning again and again! I honestly think the bad reviews are because these girls aren’t trashy and will probably not do the «extras» that the other girls at the trashy clubs do for such little money and easily.

$ 10 lunch buffet Wednesday and Friday. Best girls around!

Nancy G may be fake and promoting a club, she has posted on several other bars in Houston negatively with the same concept. Smh, get it together! People just wanna see T&A.

This review is going to be short just like my stay in Houston and particularly this club.
It was hard to find a strip club that would have the chance to fulfill my expectations in Houston since I am very used to top strip clubs in Austin, TX. I figured this one would be the classier one so, I decided to give it a shot.
The décor is definitely classy and, I gotta say, I was impressed by the quality of the entertainers after all the horror stories I’ve heard about the rest of the gentlemen’s club in the area. Not as good compared to the likes of Austin’s Perfect 10 but at least, I didn’t run away at first.
With all that being said, I gotta blame the decision on giving such a low rate to this establishment given the poor service provided by my waitress. As I walked in, I immediately opened a tab with my American Express Platinum in the hopes that I would get good service despite the fact that I am not well-​known in Houston. Unfortunately, I got the most horrendous service! Once I had to wait over 15 minutes just to get another drink. I am normally very appreciative of people working for tips and, specially, at a strip club. However, I really couldn’t justify leaving a larger tip than around 20% which is certainly completely out of character for me.

The Men’s club is an awesome, awesome place to go after a fun night of drinking to wind down. Yes, it costs $ 15 to get in the door, but you get a breakfast buffet. They have eggs, they have hash brown, they have sausage, bacon, pancakes, and other breakfast food guaranteed to fill you up! And yes, they have boobs also.
I’ve never had any issues getting in the door. The line is never too long. Show your ID, pay the cover charge, and get in. Grab a plate, find a place to sit and enjoy the view.
And since this place is a strip club, of course the girls there will solicit to give you a private dance. Some will sit down a while with you and actually chat you up, some are pretty snobbish and will just ask and leave. But most of the time, they’re pretty nice and I’d have to say that the girls here are normally better looking (in my opinion since looks are subjective) compared to some of the other nearby gentlemen’s clubs (Treasures/​Colorado) and most of the girls are not «enhanced.»
Plenty of parking available in the parking lot. You have the option valet, but you can always self park, which what I always do. Also since I’m usually here past 2 am, I can’t really comment on drink prices and I make it a habit to pay with cash at a gentleman’s club since I’ve heard to many horror stories about credit cards being overcharged or whatever.
All in all, this is a «classy» establishment with attractive topless girls walking around and pretty awesome breakfast buffet. Trust me, I’ll be back!

Came here for a bachelor’s party a couple of years back. We had a good time (no further details on that). That time and other times I’ve been back, I am surprised at how welcoming the staff and entertainers were to me. In this part of town this is rare, from my experience. Perhaps it was because I was with a group of friends or something else, but I choose to believe they’re different until proven otherwise. Classy interior, parking lot lacks a fee from when I’ve come here, and the entertainers do a great job of treating their customers well. If you like class and _​_​_​_​_​_​ (fill in with your imagination), try them out.

This place is apparently run by crooks. At closing time when I owed some money, both their ATM machines conveniently went down and there was a $ 48 surcharge placed on my bill just because I didn’t have enough cash and needed to use my card. Beware of this place.

so bday night out for my Hubby… I decided after a nice dinner to give me a stack of money for some entertainment. We started here as it was recommended by a friend. according to their website couples are free before 10… we get there at 950 and are charged $ 15 because they are showing the UFC fight… ummmmm we aint here to watch TV!
We are quickly seated and our waitress Grace was very professional and made sure we were taking care of. Talent on stage? meh! I think we tipped 2 girls… seen more talent walking around the club then on the stage. I told my husband to pull one of the ones he liked walking around but he wanted to see what they had to offer first on stage… we waited around but the talent on stage never improved.
I don’t think we will be back… but never know we shall see.
PS: when a couple comes walking in together I can almost guarantee they aren’t coming there to watch UFC… just saying.

We came here from Dallas and when we first talked in, my husband was told he could not wear a t-​shirt (which was a Henley actually and very tasteful btw) and told he could purchase a collard shirt which was a polo shirt for $ 30 and the ciber charge would be waived. We decided to go ahead and do that but I had to pay a cover and guess what? No military discount! When we got inside the place is super small and nothing great to be charging $ 15. I was rather disappointed. Had to spend $ 30 on a rather cheap polo shirt.

I love this place! Michael Hogan is the best manager ever!

Came here with my gf, the service was excellent, like a 5 star restaurant, it was clean, food was great and the girls amazing. Girls actually dance, where in top shape, nothing lower than 8s. Might become a regular lol

This place sucks. A group of 11 guys just got kicked out for no reason what so ever. We are gentlemen. Forget this place, you’d be better off getting off at Denny’s.

I’m not a fan of strip clubs, but you just can’t beat their $ 10 prime rib buffet on Friday! «A» class women and a cool, laid back atmosphere. I’d never go here at regular hours, but love lunch! Over 70 incredible items!

I went here February 2014 for a Friday happy hour (6−9pm). I don’t think their happy hour can be beat! $ 3 cover, $ 1.75 beers and cocktails until 9pm, and parking is free. The joint is alittle smaller than I would have thought based on how it looks on the outside, but the atmosphere was fine. There are TV’s all over showing sports. Our waitress was sweet and made sure we had everything we needed. Now, what I’m sure you’re waiting for… the ladies. I thought the girls (I’d say 4 or 5 danced during the 3 hours I was there) were a solid 6 out of 10. A couple girls I’d give an 8. I imagine that since we were only there for happy hour we didn’t see the best girls the club has to offer, but what we saw was plenty good considering the little amount of money we were spending.
I have no problem recommending this place, check it out, especially for happy hour.
UPDATE April 2015:
I’ve been back on a couple of occasions since this review and have to say the quality of the girls has jumped dramatically! It was solid per my review above, but the last couple times I’ve gone it’s been as impressive a group as any I’ve seen in Houston. I’d say Treasures has the best looking girls, but The Men’s Club now is a close 2^nd.

The food is sub par & over priced, & the dancers all try to scam you. The managers are uppity & snobby as well. The dancers won’t even pay attention to you unless you want to drop hundreds.

Because $ 0 is better then $ 500, and the wrong girls come over. After you say no a thousand times, they should take a hint. Watch out for the Russian ones, money pits. $$$ goes in nothing comes out. Front door needs to be more accommodating! Dress code!!! Need to come in a suit. If you come casual they will turn you away. Clientele consists mostly of foreigners and and lesbians.
The DJ is good and some waitstaff.

I have two words for you: breakfast buffet (sorry to disappoint you, pervs)
If you just left the bar at 2am and refuse to call it a night, like yours truly and company, you could head over to Ruchi’s for late night eats, or…
(Oh, wow. I promise this isn’t going where you think it’s going.)
You can go to The Men’s Club for a buffet of late nights eats: the killer breakfast buffet. We’re talking rows of mile-​high flapjacks, hash browns, meats, pastries, gravy, butter… I’m a huge breakfast buff and The Men’s Club is where it’s at, folks.
I came here on a Saturday night with my buds Nik and Andrew, along with my dear high school friend Jeremy who was visiting from Howard U. I was all game for doing some after-​partying, and the $ 10 cover charge wasn’t nearly as bad a what you (ladies) have to pay at Treasure. Also unlike Treasure, I’ve never had a bad experience with a sexist door guy or dancers at The Men’s Club. I think they understand the bottom line that money is money, no matter who it comes from.
So as the boys’ eyes were glued to the dancers on stage, in chairs, walking around, etc., my chubby face was planted dead center in the middle of my platter of Aunt Jemima goodness.
We’ve had talks about doing their, is it Wednesday?, lunch which includes filet mignon and beer, but it hasn’t happened yet. Overall, I recommend going for food or entertainment. Just don’t go inebriated. These ladies can smell you from a mile away, as my one friend (no names here) later realized that 10 lap dances from various hot chicks doesn’t mean they like you. Pay up, sucker.