Subway

Hooksett Subway 1328 Hooksett Rd. July 6 1:15 pm
I saw the new ad on TV which shows a man and two other guys staring admiringly through glass at what appears to be his first-​born child. His «first» is an Applewood Pulled Pork Subway sandwich. Funny. .. but my experience today was anything but.
After telling the girl I wanted the Applewood Pulled Pork sandwich I was asked what bread I wanted. I said“white”, What size? «Foot-​long». Heated? «Yes.» The queries never seemed to end. «Do you want. .. » I’ve never had this sandwich before so I asked that the girl just make it the standard way.
Then I asked for a FUZE fresh brewed black with lemon iced tea. [I had checked their web site before going & this was offered on that store’s web site.] «We don’t have that here. I can give you iced tea, but it will be warm.» Thinking that was unusual I suggested the obvious, «Just add plenty of ice.» With a negative shaking of her head she let me know she couldn’t put ice in it. I gave up and ordered a large diet Coke. When I went to pay I was given an empty cup with the instructions to go «over there.» I then said I would prefer to have the bottle I saw in the case. Again, I would have to go «over there.»
The sandwich was heated„ but the pork was not warm. I would rate it as just average. The friend I was with had a FUZE raspberry iced tea without ice which was his choice.
When we got up to leave I wanted to dispose of our trash. Over «there» we saw what appeared to be two raised outhouse seats without signage. I put my trash in one of those holes. Strange that there was no signage for «recyclables» or even «trash».
I’m sure the usual Subway clientele is used to the endless stream of questions and comes prepared with what they want. I also found out that there are printed brochures at Subway which explain «How To Order». As a newbie I don’t really know what I want on this sandwich. For me this experience was SUB*** PAR.
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