Ever had one of those mornings where you leave the house in your pajamas? Or pour oj over your frosted flakes? Well, this morning was one of those mornings. This time I brushed my teeth with my dog’s toothpaste. As soon as I placed the toothbrush into my mouth I thought, «this is not minty tasting.» Ack! It tastes like Maalox. Well, I wasn’t feeling any burning sensation or spitting out blood, so why not just brush my teeth with it? I survived with no ill after effects like scratching behind the ears or crotch sniffing. Plus 1 star for not inducing the gagging reflex. Plus another star for now knowing I can use my dog’s toothpaste when the«big one» hits.