Movie House

No words in the English language can describe my undying love for the Movie House.
It looks like your average mom and pop store, and is in an unassuming location next to a funeral home, but they have fooled you, ladies and gents.
Movie House may just be… wait for it… the porn mecca of the world!
And it’s owned by a woman!
And her name is Samantha! Hahaha… so awesome.
Forget going down the street to New Fine Arts — the Garland Movie House has it all, and in a much more organized fashion.
When you walk in you’re in a very small, dimly lit room with wall to wall DVD and VHS of past and present flicks. Ignore this part and go straight to that back corner door with a glowing orange sign that says «Adults Only». Trust me, you WANT to go in this door!
Inside is a room three times the size of the previous, it is brightly lit, wall to wall FULL of DVDs, and angels come down and sing to you!
I think Samantha might actually be a sorceress because her system of organization is impeccable. It’s hard to describe, but you know those swinging plastic things that hold posters so you’re able to browse? Imagine 18 million of them on a wall, shrunk to DVD size, and housing an amazing selection of porn.
You simply pull the plastic case off the wall, take it to the counter and they pull the disc for you. If you get more than one you have the option of a bag or a rubberband, so you’re eco friendly! Haha.
She has every «genre» that you can imagine, so just use your imagination and I won’t have to describe it here: P Oh, and she also stocks a decent array of magazines, toys, condoms, and lube so it is one-​stop shopping!
My rental membership cost something like $ 20 a year, but that gets you a year of 3.99 rentals for 7days! And their hours are awesome– 11 to 1AM!
One of the smartest things about the membership is they can tell me what I’ve already rented so I don’t rent it again on accident. This feature has come in handy COUNTLESS times (yeah.I go a lot) because I tend to pick the same videos over and over again!