Professional Barbers

Showed up while on vacation and no one was even there! There’s a huge sign stating they open at 0930… It was 1000 when we got there. Went next door and asked what time they would be open and the lady said, «He on vacation. No one cut hair.»
PUT UP A SIGN!!!

Holy crap. Where to start. One it’s a total dump. The old British guy has one foot in the grave. When he was cutting my hair he nudged my head like one of those horrible military barbers who skin ya when joining. His hands shook so bad at least 3 times I feared my eye-​being poked by the scissors — he required two hands to hold the clippers. Final touch was being jabbed with a thorny brush in my eyes, neck and ear. Yup. One ear. I left feeling sad for him. Was so crooked and choppy. Got a bottle of Jameson and got a friend to bald me. It grows back. :-)
Even worse was he was very arrogant and a bit racist. A Arab guy stopped and asked do you trim beards. He intentionally ignored him and after I told him what the guy was asking. He said «no». No beards. With a sign rt on the wall stating the price for beard trims. Wth. Oh well.