Troy Farms Liquors

So this is a copy/​paste review, because I screwed up and put this review on a totally different booze store. This one is Troy Farms, and it rocks. The other one is Allview, which is also pretty awesome, but not as awesome.
I don’t know if I mentioned this, but I drink a lot. Well, this place is the cat’s pajamas. Really. The prices are good, it is only packed when the college kids are looking to drink themselves to death, the people who work there are friendly, and it’s the funnest drive in the world from my place. I suppose that doesn’t help anyone that doesn’t live next door to me, but you know what? Screw it. I snake over to Snowden, drive up to 100 (I think it is), AND NEVER LEAVE THE ON RAMP BECAUSE IT LEADS RIGHT INTO THE OFF RAMP I NEED! RAH HA HA HA HA! SUCK IT!
Inside, it’s kinda oddly put together. It works, though. Beer is in the back. My Wild Turkey and other poisons are up front, lined up like jewels. Wine is strait ahead.
They carry all the major beer types, and plenty of special beers. Better collection of liquor than most places, to include those like $ 1.00 — $ 2.50 single-​shot bottles of vodka. Those things are great for BYO events or visiting Grandma. Their wine selection is decent. I don’t think they have anything real high-​end in wine, but of what they have, they got some awesome. I bought this bottle called «The Big Red Monster» or something crazy. I haven’t cracked it yet, so I can’t tell you if the $ 10 bottle is any good, but even if it blows, the label on it is worth the price. It’s like a movie poster from the crappiest 50’s monster movie ever! YAY! Girls!
Then I roll out of the place and get back onto the on ramp and NEVER GET THE CRAP OFF OF IT TO REACH THE OFF RAMP BACK TO SUBURBIAN HELL! Sexy time!
Then I drink myself into a coma in the bathtub. You know what it’s like.