Sketchy Past Graphic Design

I’m totally that hideous client who makes graphic designers grind their teeth and lose their hair: I called Chad, the creative genius behind Sketchy Past, about 48 hours before I had to produce an academic poster. I have the artistic aptitude of a rabid raccoon, so I babbled incoherently about a few vague ideas for the poster, sent over a butt-​fugly file of text and images, and told him to just «do something with this so I don’t look like a complete asswipe.»
Chad probably should have punched me in the groin and told me to go away, but he instead sent me a rough draft of the design literally a few hours later. It was stunning. I have no idea how, but he somehow managed to read my crappy text, listen to my babble, and then perfectly capture the essence of my project in his design. And it looked far better than anything I possibly could have imagined.
So I didn’t look like a complete asswipe when I presented the poster. Well, fine, maybe I did look like an asswipe, but my poster definitely didn’t.
Hire this guy now, before everybody else figures out how good he is.