La Bohème Gentlemen’s Cabaret

Need new bouncers as they are rude at times. Management was great and was treated professionally and respectfully.

First off. If the management. Doesn’t want a bad review. They should stop giving HORRIBLE customer service. It’s 2015. Information. On people or places. Is very accessible. Amanda and Kristy. Kristy. Is very unprofessional looking with an attitude to match. I’m not sure how she got into management but she needs a lot of work. She had horrible breath like she just finished a bottle of snobs in the back. When I asked to speak to a higher manager. Amanda came out and was racist and rude. I had an issue with these two women. When I went in. I wanted to buy 3 bottles. I ended up leaving and going to Shotguns. Where I ended up buying a liquor locker. I enjoy going to the strip clubs and I always get bottle service. I hate to leave a bad review. But maybe Amanda boss will see this. And I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s been treated this way by her. Amanda needs to call Hopi and get some training on customer service, and how to be a women in management. Amanda you lost a lot of money for the your club. By being rude and unprofessional. I get that your a women trying to manage a Gentlemens club. But you don’t need to be a racist unprofessional to show your power. And let’s remember. You manage a strip club. You are not God. I hope you get fired. Maybe then I’ll go back and spend money.

Hi. I’m 28 years old and have never been to a strip club before. UNTIL NOW. Thanks La Bohème for popping my stripper cherry. I am an observer by nature, so these eyes were everywhere. Forget conversations, I just could’t pay attention to anyone/​thing for very long. I can only assume this is a higher end strip club, hence the title. I did find it odd that women had to pay $ 10 cover just like men to get in. But hey, what do I know?
Why was I here do you ask? Two words: Bachelor party. Yep. And since when are girls invited to bachelor parties? When it’s your cousin, you don’t live in the same state anymore, and he insists. Sure, why not… we were able to walk to this «cabaret» from our hotel (Hyatt Regency). t’s across the street (literally) from Embassey Suits where the party boys were staying.
They’ve got several different stages with seating around, comfy seats and couches too. I observed ladies of all shapes and sizes. Most of them made me feel good about my body, others had us wondering if their tits were real or not. All the guys said these ladies were much better looking than most strip clubs they’ve been to. I’d say they were all average and above. I was under the impression you can’t touch the ladies, but you can, or really they can touch you. My cousin’s dad kept buying him dances, where he would proceed to a more private area for a song or 2 and sometimes 10. According to others, one dance (this is the length of one song) is $ 50. Apparently this is much higher than Texas (so I hear).
We also got him a 4 teamer of girls (each girl was hand picked), and for $ 100 he sat in a chair on stage and these ladies gyrated on him for one song. They made a hell of a lot more money when they did this to a chick patron, for fairly obvious reasons.
I came a buzzed strip club virgin and I left significantly more buzzed, with a better knowledge of how the world works and why men like getting married.

The reason I am giving this review one star is not because the girls or the service it’s because the bouncer … Tall white guy … Such a douche bag I can’t imagine anyone hiring a bouncer who doesn’t have an ounce of customer service … I went there last night and he was so rude… I said something to my friend jokingly when we were leaving and he thought I said it to him or something and like flipped out, I only had one drink so I in no way was drunk or even buzzed… Just being a person who is always cool to other people, and can’t really understand why anyone would want to be such an asshole for no reason… It was actually weird … But that is why I am giving la bo one star because a nice establishment shouldn’t have a d bag working the door it just takes away from the place… I won’t be back

Only 2 stages. For a Monday night the girls were pretty attractive. Drink prices are reasonable. If you have a hotel key, they will let you in for $ 5. Ladies pay to get in too. I’ll try again on the weekend and see if it becomes 4 stars.

BEWARE! The girls (Cherry-​a girl with gnarly nipples) scout out other girls in the club and tag team them to pick pocket you. Make sure to hold on to your wallet, if you choose to go.
The bouncers were willing to help but the GM was pretty much useless. This place needs to be torn down and redeveloped. With the lack of talent, theft ring and ugly girls, don’t waste your time. THEFT THEFT THEFT!

What a joke…
This is less of a gentleman’s club and more like the Special Olympics. They tried to charge me $ 4 for a club soda. That’s $ 4 for water no matter how you look at it. The «bartender’s» were snippy and rude I suspect this is their only tending gig because they are terrible.
Look, I know this is a strip joint and a friend was in town from the UK and wanted to go. The only reason I mention this is because I went in with very low expectations was was still horribly let down.
My favorite part was when the «bartender» over served a gentleman and the threatened to keep his ID and credit card until he signed AND TIPPED his CC slip. I’ve been in the hospitality business my entire adult life. I can count on one hand the times I haven’t tipped someone no matter how bad they were. This girl didn’t even deserve a thank you. She was far more concerned in making shots for herself and her friends rather than serving a single guest for over 10 minutes.
If management is reading this, not a single shot from either bar was rung in. I’d tell you that you’re hemorrhaging money but if you charge $ 4 for a club soda, it probably all comes out in the wash. Also, Helen Keller could tell that they’re stealing from you so you must just accept it from you’re stringent hiring practice. Crack team of professionals you have there. I’m just glad that that «bartenders» were there to tell us how drinking at a bar works. I’d been lost with out the intellectual juggernaut that is the La Bohem bar staff.
The dancers were fine, Seen one… you know.
Again, this place is a joke and doesn’t deserve the to call itself a gentleman’s club.

The girls were cute and the cocktails were stiff. We came on the weekend and it wasn’t crazy packed. We all were able to get seated and the staff was nice. They treated us well and our large co-​ed group took over and had a blast! If you are in Denver or staying in a nearby hotel, you should walk over.

Is it wrong that to me, the main attraction is the architecture. Its like a 1940’s French can can club, reds, blacks and an Art Deco feel.
I find the service here slow and the dancer well below average. But the ambiance is great!

I don’t recommend going in here on a Monday night. Every girl looked like she needed to eat a sandwich, none of them had any chest to them, and one girl even had a tail. Like literally had an elongated tail at the end of her tailbone. I had been in here briefly on a Saturday once and the weekend seemed to be top notch, but the mid-​week girls belong down on Federal Blvd.
I miss my hometown of Vegas…

Worst place ever. Don’t ever go to this place because of the awful service and rude front door man. Should be fired.

Overpriced. The girls are getting better though. Need to work on lighting and atmosphere.

Went on a Thursday night…$ 8.50 for a Svedka Vodka and cranberry! Bartender made sure she measured every drop of booze to make sure I didn’t get more than 1oz.
Girls were all heavy on the tattoos and looked around 35 – 40 yrs old. Ugly in the face, gap teeth girls, and strung out crack whores were what I thought the women looked like. Dirty. And if your a boobs man looking for some big breasts, don’t look here! Didn’t see one girl bigger than a «C» cup! I’m not claiming to be gorgeous with a perfect body myself, but I do feel like for the price they were charging, they should have offered more in return!
Proceed with extreme caution. Get ready to overpay for drinks and entertainment.

During Denver Comic Con, my friends and I did some imbibing, and somehow ended up in La Boheme when we found out that it was free admission with our convention passes.
The drinks were weak and overpriced. The women were beyond lovely. It was your typical pervy strip club experience. We were grateful to not have paid any cover charge, but felt like we paid for it in our drink prices once we got the tab.

$ 9 for a g-​d vodka-​diet cocktail is total crap.
I realize the majority of patrons are blitzed and/​or too busy thinking about the boobies they’ll never actually get to touch to pay attention, but when I say «vodka diet», that means WELL. That’s why I didn’t CALL Grey Goose, which is bullsh*t anyway.
The bloody profit margins on drinks here could more than pay the girls so they wouldn’t have to dance so much for creeps. Yes, yes. Get your little jigger out and pour the measly ½ oz. of alcohol. Oh, THANK YOU.
I know I (mistakenly) chose to buy a drink in a strip club, but c’mon. Charge me $ 9 for a «top shelf» drink I didn’t ask for, and that’s $ 9 (+tip) less going into a g-​string, chumps.

Was there in town on 3÷28÷11. I know it was a Monday night, but was out with some co-​workers after a conference event and was up for some continued entertainment. It was around 12am and we did not expect to get hit with a cover so late (I think it was $ 10).The cashier was very nice to look at so the expectation was set pretty high when we walked in.
We ordered a couple of drinks at the bar and I was scratching my head, wonder where is the alcohol, based on what we paid. The bartender was very helpful (as they should be) when asking about the show and who was good and not so good.
As we sat down at the stage (which the place had 2 of them) we got a comfortable with our drinks and the enviroment. My buddy pulled out his stack of bills on the table and I had stack of bills in my hand and tossed them on stage to get some attention, being that we where the only guys sitting close to the dance stage. Lets me share that after about 3 – 4 songs/30−40 minutesnot one dancer came over to provide any entertainment. We got more attention from the cocktail waitress than the dancers, needless to say the cocktail waitress got a few tips from me without having to bring any drinks. We decided to leave after sitting there for about 45 min with no dancers not once entertaining us with a show…
Let me add, I know I am not a model, but I do think that I am good looking guy, especially in comparison to the guys in the place that night and I left even more pissed, because the a few gungy looking white women (3 of them) and one dude sat at the other stage and the dancers flocked over to them… We both got up and left, complained to management… the cashier did offer admission to another club as we left…
Hmmm, my money was green, but my skin was the wrong color I guess???

Hooray for my first strip club experience that I didn’t leave feeling totally harassed or violated!
The last visit to a strip club was in a Texan suburb. It was a Sunday night, it was empty, and the bouncer/​waiter kept coming around asking if I needed anything. This was mostly because I wasn’t exactly chomping at the bit to get danced on by the ladies as the ladies were either 1) pregnant or 2) halfway through a double mastectomy.
Boheme’s girls were a little better. Also, it was early on a Friday night so we were a little bit ahead of the throngs of bros and bangers set to show up later that night.
Also, the girlfriend was with me and she had all of the cash (I rarely carry cash, and the dancers don’t take plastic) so she was passing me singles under the table.
No one was hassling me for anything, and I actually wanted to see some of the girls perform. Hell, some of them were actually cute, even more of them had a pretty good attitude. One of them had glasses and short hair, a total librarian-​type, who was interested in having conversations and showing us where else she could get dollar bills to stick to her. While it was entertaining at the time, later it was a sobering thought that those bills would eventually go back into circulation.
Have cash ready, the ATM fees will kill you here. Use plastic at the bar, it will keep you from realizing how much money you are forking over for a Coors Light.

I’ll admit this review is being written about my first (and only) time here this past Saturday.
My older gentleman friend, a few of our friends who will remain anonymous to protect their local celebrity statuses, but moreso to keep them from having to sleep on the couches in their own home, and I («bring the girl, she validates us!»), came to watch porn star Jesse Jane’s dance feature.
We arrived a little past midnight and upon entering I immediately liked La Boheme. It was classy, a bit rockstarish, dimly (but aptly) lit, with a few stages, 2 bars (that I noticed) and poles on the bar for the beautiful girls. There were some questionable dancers mixed in with the throng of stunning and flexible beauties but that’s to be expected. We caught Jesse’s last dance on the center stage, and proceeded to have so much fun we broke the rules and did the unspeakable — we stayed until the lights came up. But like vampires, as soon as they did, we all faced the bar, finished our drinks and didn’t look towards the stage. Who wants to ruin a fantasy?
As much as I liked the feel, the lighting, and the girls in this place I have to give it 3 stars for the ridiculously expensive drinks. I get it, french names give you + classy points but we are in a recession, monsieur. How is anyone going to afford paying the cover, the girls, tipping the cocktail waitresses and bartenders if my friend only wanted a Sprite and the bartender said it was $ 4. Did I hear that right? If it doesn’t work for the cinema, it doesn’t work for the cabaret, gentlemen.

First the good:
Most of the strippers here were actually pretty hot.
Happy Hour with $ 3.25 tap beers.
Only a $ 5 cover charge.
Strippers don’t aggressively haggle you for dances.
Now the bad:
It gets bumped down for some shady practices. My buddy got a lap dance from this stripper, $ 20 per song. She started with about 30 seconds left on one song. One song was about 5 minutes long. One song was about 3 minutes. She charged him $ 80 for 4 songs. She charged him for the first song that was basically over when she started. She also charged him for 2 songs for the 5 minute song because it was long. Then she wanted a tip after that.

I had been at clinicals since 0630. I was tired, exhausted, really… I just sat down on my couch and looked at the clock: 1900. Ugh, I knew that I had to be up again at 0530 for another round of clinicals the next day. And, it was St. Patricks Day, so I didn’t even get to go out and get my party on… That’s when my phone went off and I saw that I had a text from my friend Joanne. The text read the following:
«Do you want to ge see a midget stripper?»
I pondered it for a moment, and then replied:
«Why, yes. Yes, I would.» I mean really, who knows when that opportunity would ever happen again.
She then called me and informed me that the La Boheme downtown was having «March Midget Mayhem» and midget strippers in honor of St Patty’s Day and that Bridget the Midget (former porn star and aspiring actress) would be the feature entertainer… I had been to La Boheme once when it first opened and was treated to sub-​par girls and three N.W.A. songs in the hour and a half I had been there. So, I hoped the midget experience would be better.
We arrived at a little before nine, when they said the «show» was to begin. We grabbed a seat and ordered some food, I can’t remember what exactly but I remember that it was better than I thought it would be. The girls were far more attractive than they had been on my first visit (with the exception of a dancer who, in all seriousness, had to be at least 55 years-​old). The announcer said the «show» would begin shortly.
After three hours of the «show will begin shortly» the first of the two performers hit the stage, followed shortly thereafter by Bridget. I have to say that I thought misrepresenting the time to keep people there buying more drinks was shady, even for a strip club…

I’ve been to the 3 main gentleman’s clubs her in Denver and what I like most about La Boheme is the casual comfort level. There is no sense of being accosted by half nekid women. There are lots of couples and women hanging out, outside of the usual bachelor parties and college aged guys still under the impression these girls really like them.
And compared to the other strp-​bars, these chicks are way hotter than Shotguns or Diamond, unless you like dirty and old (respectively speaking).