All In Motel

This place is so vile, disgusting and depressing. It’s where old hookers go to die — no joke, I’ve seen the morgue van parked outside on more than one occasion. I spoke with a homeless man today that told me he has stayed at the All Inn when he gets government money, but would prefer a park bench. Windows are now hanging off the building — would be humorous if it wasn’t depressing. Tear that shithole down already!!!

They need to shut this place down. Its nasty and horrible. I would rather sleep in the car.

Get this shit hole out of the neighborhood. I cannot believe the department of health has not shut the place down. Ugh.

Got stuck in Denver and there were no vacancies anywhere. A cab driver drove me around to 7 different places before we ended up at the All Inn. I was desperate so I got a room. I’ve never been so happy to leave a place. Absolutely disgusting, filthy, vile hell-​hole. My room smelled like mold and cigarettes. The carpet was sticky and moist. They have a «Get Tested for STD’s» sticker on the window at the front desk. Avoid at all costs. Seriously, I’ve stayed in plenty of places both good and bad. This was the absolute worst place I’ve ever been. I asked the front desk woman if they had WiFi and she asked me what it was. Ugh.

It’s so elite and hidden that I couldn’t even find its info anywhere on the internet. That alone makes the All In stay-​worthy. Seriously.
So it’s really the sketchiest motel I’ve ever been to. Yes there’s a refundable five dollar deposit for the television remote. And don’t let the late check-​out warnings scare you, the receptionist could have cared less that we checked out a good hour after we were supposed to.
But here’s two stars for the business-​like lady at the front desk… I guess you can’t really call it a desk when it’s a separate room they’re in and talking to you through a window. At least the linens were clean even though they used a flat sheet to cover the mattress… and you can smoke in the rooms and the hallways which was a plus for my man but not so much for me.
Alas, The beds were at least comfortable.