First Temple of Space Jesus

Totally out of this world!!! This temple really personifies everything I love about space Jesus. Try the eggs Benedict, it’s to die for! Also, for serious though, space Jesus was space crucified for our space sins. One Love.

I was greeted by the Space Jesus twin disciples, Caillin and Lindsay, on their front doorstep. They were cordial and welcoming but still a bit apprehensive to let others into their new temple. I assured them that their interest in a Jesus that more closely follows modern science and our modern realities greatly appeals to my sensibilities.
Upon entering, they gave me a quick tour of their facilities. They had a full bee keeping facility in their back yard, which seem to double as a storage shed for their bike rentals — making bike access questionable at best. Each bike was carefully painted with space designs with an accompanying space-​themed bike helmet. Upon re-​entering the facilities it was clear that they were sharing this temple space with a third person not affiliated with Space Christianity. She appeared to be quite [wine] drunk and rather sun-​burned, but she otherwise seemed to leave us be.
The twins each quickly cooked up half an order each of egg benedicts for me at no cost — though I likely would not have paid for it anyways. It was later explained to me, however, that the egg’s benedict helped ease the stomach sickness associated with space travel. I accepted this truth at the time, but I remain skeptical about their cooking.
I decided to join the church that day. We drank space wine out of a space-​aged boxed-​wine receptacle which was followed by eating the body of Space Christ — which was just a freeze-​dried ice cream sandwich from Johnson Space Center. I remained and spoke about the space gospel for some time, until the twins retreated to their identical quarters.
I would recommend this place to anyone looking for a new interesting take on Christianity, but I hope that over time they get better at making Egg’s Benedict for my colon’s sake.

THE SPOT for intergalactic fun and worship! Other temples of the First Church of Space Jesus were lacking … But this spot has it all! Eggs Benedict, a bike rental program, and many, many bees! What more could a humble servant of Space Jesus ask for?