Sirens

This place sucks. The only girl worth looking at is Madison, and she acted like dancing for me was a chore, then smoked as I waited for her, promised to come see me, then ignored me for the hour and a half left in the night. No apology. No maybe next time. Just, wait inside and I’ll be right there.
Not.
Madison will hurt your feelings. Beware.

I paid $ 11 to watch a bunch of sloths… seriously these women are not professionals & it smells like a blue waffle in here… girls are street thug hood rats that hustle for cheese.
There are many other nice strip clubs in the Columbus area… save your money & possibility of getting pink eye during a lap dance!

My fiancé and I went there a few days ago, more for him then for me. Just to check it out. We are new to Columbus and we were curious to see what a topless bar would be like here. We have been in a few in Texas and it was nothing like this one. The dancers try to rip off the customers. I do not mind paying for a table dance for my fiancé but the lady charged us $ 40 for half of a song and before we even knew it she scammed us, that’s not a way to run a business. Now, I understand why there parking lot is always empty. They had some pretty dancers there that night but after that one dancer scammed us, we left and never will be back.

I couldn’t be more disappointed. Sirens used to be a really nice strip club, but it has gone downhill.
I was checking the place out for a Bachelor’s Party, but wanted to see how I would be treated as a customer first. The cover was $ 10, which is normal. There was a mandatory (?) coat check, which I felt was annoying… now I had to transfer everything in my coat pockets to my pants pockets, so now those were very full.
I went inside anyway, and the atmosphere was very small and cramped. I practically tripped over one of the girls on my way to the bar. I asked for a Coke at the bar, intending to ask some questions about prices and other things, and the bartender told me a Coke was $ 6.75.
I went to the bathroom and there was an attendant there. The door on the stall had a broken lock, and the attendant clearly expected a tip for turning the faucet on for me, but hadn’t even greeted me or said one word.
I went to leave, and the girl at the door asked me about it. I explained my experience and her reply was «It’s a strip club, what do you expect??» She had a sneer on her face as she spoke to me. She told me that in Vegas, the cover was $ 50, to which I replied that Columbus, Ohio is not Las Vegas.
I happen to know that there are other strip clubs in Columbus where you are treated a lot better than this. Better looking women. Friendlier staff. Save your money and do not go into Sirens.

When it opened, this place was awesome with the best dancers in cbus. We just went on my birthday and the girls all look like they came out of a flea market, the buffet is gone, and they are thin on seating.
Pass.

Dreamgirls is now called Sirens. Cover charge is always $ 10. Maybe I should say $ 11 because the door girl will usually pester you for a tip. The dancers still look like they came out of a flea market but they are mostly friendly. They run hourly specials of 2 for $ 40 on couch dances. You can also do $ 25 chair dances or 2 for $ 40 on the chair dances anytime. The dances are all watched on cameras.
They have a food menu but they don’t serve food on Sundays. They have several items on their lunch menu (before 6pm) for $ 4. Their dinner items are mostly $ 10. Dinner is from 6pm to 9pm during the week but stays open until 10 or 11pm on Friday/​Saturday.
Bud light was $ 5.25.