Subway

Since my wife works so close to home, she has been putting in more hours at the office. Well, there are quite a few fast food restaurants between her office and home, so we’ve adopted this new dinner plan: get some cheap food on the way home.
Instead of her calling me to ask me what I wanted, I called her! Yep, the Pavlovian Dog Experiment really works! I was flipping channels on TV when I saw a Subway commercial for their new spicy hot subs. I thought, «I wonder if they’re as hot as they say they are.» Within 30 minutes of viewing said commercial, I placed the call to wifey to ask her to stop at Subway on her way home. Damn you, Subway!
I wanted to try the new Buffalo Chicken sub, so that’s exactly what I did. Got it on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mayo. It was really good, but I could barely taste any Buffalo sauce at all. I have some Frank’s Red Hot Sauce (the best ever!) and I instantaneously debated adding some, but I was so hungry I just ate the thing.
So it was a good sammich, but not hot at all. Subway lies like Taco Bell when they claim to serve spicy hot food. This ‘spicy hot’ is for wimps.
I’m out.