Crazy Horse Cabaret

I’ve been here about ten times now. Went there tonight and got the worst dance of my life. The bartender guy wasn’t too much better. I would much rather recommend Christies in Brunswick by far,

Let us move on to the next stop on Cara’s Tour de CLE Strip Clubs, shall we?
I’m pretty torn here between two visits. My first time was pretty great. It was later in the evening, there were girls ‘a plenty and while there were some that looked like they came in straight from a nap, there were at least a few that were really attractive. Plus, couples get in free on Saturdays. Can’t beat that! There were two stages being utilized by girls who had more upper body strength than I’ll ever have. And I loved the groups of men and women participating and celebrating various occasions (i.e. birthday parties, bachelor/​ette parties.) It didn’t just seem like a men’s only kind of place. The girls are very nice and will also sit to chat with you, if you so desire. And lastly, the bartender is a delight! She’s cute and interesting – one of my favorite parts about this place.
Now let’s fast forward to my most recent trip… What’s with dancers eating at the bar? Does anyone else find this as gross as I do? I’m sorry – I know we’re all human. I know these ladies need to eat, but please, not in front of me and not on your shift in front of customers. I saw four girls hunched over plates inhaling food with manners of a teenage boy. I’m talking about snagging food from the plates of others, sour cream on faces, shoveling food. I don’t know who would want a stomach full of spicy bar food before flipping upside down on a pole. But just thinking about that made my stomach turn and tainted the evening. Mind you, it’s a personal rule of mine never to eat at strip clubs – no matter how good everyone claims the food is – so, this could be why I feel so strongly. But if it were up to me, the girls would eat in a room in the back, just like any other job out there.
You can certainly have a 4-​star experience here, but as you can see, it depends on the night.

I went here with some friends for one of their eighteenth birthdays. Even though I’m a straight female, I still had a great time! It was very classy, the dancers knew what they were doing (I had no idea it took so much strength to use those poles!) and everyone was quite nice there. Being under 21, you are required to pay twenty five dollars to get in, but you get two free table dances via Crazy Horse Bucks. Regular admission is ten.

Neon lighting on the building from the outside, which looked fancy considering this is the brookpark rd area. They have $ 10 table dances. I saw a sign that said if you are under 21 you get two free table dances (but I am guessing you have to pay a higher cover charge if you are under 21).