Agent X

Just had to review this guy. After all he will forever remember me as his 69…
69^th friend that is.

If X was an * he would look like my butthole.

this guy scare me.

robotech.

I can spot a Chinese from a mile away!

Conan the Barbarian, Jimmy Page, Christopher Walken, and myself all attended a life coaching seminar from this man.
The rest is awesomeness of historical proportions.

[ x ] is not a raider fan
[ x ] likes good food
[ x ] drinks ok whiskey
[ x ] is secretly a jewish princess

Well all of you losers who wrote reviews of X … Im going to cut off your lips and use them to kiss my ass.
X popped my cherry. Or did I pop his cherry? Well it doesn’t really matter because I was the first one to meet X and share a wonderful lunch with this very sweet and funny man who does indeed lug around a thermos. He was darling standing at the front of the restaurant waiting for me, holding his thermos (which is not a name for a specific body part-​it was a thermos!)
Just remember all you posers, I am X’s homie

The Dos Equis man once met Agent X. He walked away with his head down, and was heard to mutter the words he had never said before: «I was wrong.»
Chuck Norris once met Agent X in 2005, and has not been heard from since.
The Queen calls Agent X every morning to get permission to borrow his throne.
The contents of his thermos are rumored to cure baldness, world hunger, erectile dysfunction, AIDS/​HIV, Swine Flu, Nuclear Proliferation, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Visa modeled their «It’s everywhere you want to be» slogan on Agent X, because he had already been there.
If you meet him, your life will likewise be forever altered.

He’s like the Neo of The Matrix! The chosen «ONE» of Unilocal!Without him, we’re DOOOOMED!!!

A rabbi, a priest and Agent X walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, «What is this, a joke?»

He is the faceless Chinese man who talks about his thermos filled with Southern Comfort, makes pervy comments to the Unilocal womenz and talks about his distaste for his Lumbergh. Oh and his infatuation with a penis pump.
I honestly think he has one of the best fake names on
…although with some of this comments, I feel it should be changed to Agent XXX. rawr.
The reason I say that is because he makes comments like this=
agent «durrrty bam bam» x. says:
keep a bottle of mace in your hose, Ms V. or try to remember squeezing your attacker’s nuts like turning a doorknob.
i hear you are very tall and leggy, Ms V. i want to climb your Mt. Everest. btw, i’m no longer affected by peppar spray.
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Oh X, don’t ever change… I raise my spiked Unilocal thermos to you: D
p. s. He changed his name to Agent XXX for me. All you bishes can be jealous.