Southwest Book & Video

Me and my boyfriend came here to purchase a new toy to spice things up. We found one that we liked and the lady took it out of the package to turn it on and show us it had different levels of vibration but she did not hand us the toy to personally check it out ourselves. We decided to check out and when we got home I went to turn it on and within about 10 seconds it died. I opened the bottom to change the batteries and it had cum scum in it. Literally dried up flaking off hard old cum in the bottom part that you screw on. Then I noticed the black string that is connected to it was all filthy… I have never in my life been so grossed out. Then come to find out a friend of mine has done a return there! If you flirt with the girls and you’re cute they will take your items back! This is fucking disgusting and I will never step foot in that shit hole again!

One of my favorite store to shop for my vibrators. I am a single girl so I have to keep myself occupied lol.

An institution in the area.
Obviously, you can find much bigger stores if you are willing to drive 30 minutes, but for being 5 minutes away, not a bad store at all. I like the little layout of, «Fun and non-​offensive in the front of the store, raunchy in the backroom.» It’s far less intimidating that way instead of a burly bouncer asking for an ID at the door as he sits next to the hardcore raunch.
My only complaint is the pricing. I’m well aware of the cost of smut, but really, with the internet entertainment being free and convenient, 40 bucks for a dvd seems pretty high.

This is the first adult store I’ve ever been to, so needless to say, I was a bit apprehensive. However, when I walked in, it looked more like a gift store than a sex shop. The nice girl behind the counter was very welcoming and guided us to a back room with all the toys and videos one could ever want. Amazing things about this place are:
1) the prices (everything is soooooo cheap)
2) selection– they have lots of things for all types of people
3) «the girl behind the counter» was nice enough to give suggestions while not trying to sell you the most expensive item.
You can have a conversation with a knowledgeable salesperson about adult toys just as easy as asking about batteries at Radioshack.
Love this place!
Diverse clientele too!

The last time I was in this joint was about five years ago, my driver’s license that allowed me smokes and porn. So where did I go? Here.
Classy? nope. When I first entered a gigantic phallic object was pointed my way; a sign of things to come. The place is clean, not many customers in the day time. Decent selection, though I must add, I can’t compare it to much. Absolutely more than any 7 – 11. Anyway, they offer the typical gag gifts as well as clothing and videos.
Location’s pretty tricky. Basically, you’re on a hope and a prayer to go southbound on Cicero from 4pm-​6pm.
Open everyday, all day.

Looking for something creative to do at 4am when you are feeling lonely and depraved? Check out the selection of adult book, movies, toys and general collection of pornographic material found here. Not your typical movie/​smut house, for it’s actually really clean, and there are no creepy guys (or girls) just hanging about looking to pick someone up. And the best part, you can go whenever you feel the need. It is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. Holidays included.