American Photon Lipo Centers

I wish someone would have written something about this place ahead of time before I spent this money on bullshit. I purchased a Groupon deal, because I wanted to see what the fuss was all about. Honestly, I thought it would be something else than what it actually was. LOL. It was kind of a joke, to tell you the truth. I felt so stupid after the fact.
1^st — You have to fill out all this information about you and your goals, etc.
2^nd — They provide you with a list of all these meds that you must take a few days ahead of time and after the appointment. Mind you they cost around $ 20 each bottle, and you need like 5 different meds & one of them is this liquid drink they offer you for like $ 60.
3^rd — They have all these requirement like; drink plenty of water, don’t drink alcohol, etc.
I go for my appointment, and the girl looks at me surprised and says, «You are not typically my customer,» and tells me to undress. She takes my measurements; hips, waist, upper things, etc. She informs me of what she is going to do and I lay on the table she had in her office. She turns on this light that I had to sit under for about 15 minutes for each target zone. The Groupon included 4. While I laid there trying to close my eyes and relax, she starts reading off this pre written list about packages, how much the packages costs, what she recommends for me, what to eat & not eat, how I should work out & eat right, etc. and use this service as an extra to get my goal. I sat there thinking to myself what a loser I was for even attempting to do this service and thinking that I would see a change. LOL.
I finally finish, and she takes my measurements again to see the improvements. Now, you can tell that the 2^nd time around the tape measure is a little bit more snug than the first time. Plus, there is always a difference on the breathing, standing, etc. that might make a difference. Regardless, my measurements came out to show that I lost 1 inch all around. I get dressed and she begins asking me if there was a package I was interested in starting right away, and if I wanted to purchase the bottle they offered, etc. I said no, and walked out.