Dollar Tree

If it handed out organs to dying people, it’d be Donor Tree. Unfortunately it doesn’t. And with all the money it generates, it totally could. Or at least pay your employees better so they’re not so annoyed all the time.
I’ve been to this dollar tree probably 10 times which is really not a lot since I lived within 10 mins walk of it, and worked within 30 seconds walk, for several years until recently. The last time I was in here was about 2 years ago. I’m not a fan.
It’s a perfectly decent Dollar Tree though, in general. You can get lots of cheap stuff here. The water doesn’t taste great though (go to Dollar General). I used to live 5 minutes bike ride from here and so came here fairly regularly for deals and trinkets and such.
One of my songs says «our armies are planting the seeds of international Dollar Trees.» It’s true. These Dollar Stores are colonizing, essentially. But as long as money is tight and there are deals to be had, we’ll keep coming here, I’m sure. Speaking of tight…