McDonald’s

Easily one of the grossest McD’s I’ve ever been in. I usually would never write a review for McDonald’s because… well, it’s McDonald’s and my expectations should be low. But the floor was sticky… everywhere (like they haven’t mopped in weeks). The staff looked and talked to you like you were bothering them… and the food was worse than usual… for McDonald’s. Go to the McDonald’s the exit before (in Whitestown) if you’re looking to stop off the highway…

I like this McDonald’s a lot. More specifically, the McCafe. I have sat in it many times and drank Diet Cokes with people I don’t want to be with. I choose that drink because it is like drinking brown water that sort of burns. It is maybe my favorite drink, even. It also tastes very average with alcohol inside of it. Maybe even good, if I drink enough of it like that. Late in 2014, I was failing all of my college classes. Especially math. I do not think math ever needs to live inside of my head. I found a math tutor on Craigslist. Craigslist is probably the best place for that. I read that somewhere. We met at the McCafe at 11 PM to do my homework that was due the next day at 9 AM. It was our first time meeting and his name was Tim. He had red hair and a probation anklet on. Me too, I told him. I bought a Diet Coke and he tried to teach me about math. I felt bored. I told him I felt bored and to «probably just do it for me, please». He did it for me please. I refilled my Diet Coke two times. I watched a boy play World of Warcraft on his laptop and decided he was The Angel of McDonald’s. I didn’t pay Tim. I dropped out of college a week later.

This was a very positive experience with McDonald’s. They were kind enough to correct the mistake another McDonald’s had made and apologized for our experience (even though it wasn’t at all their fault.) The service was phenomenal and drastically better than most McDonald’s I’ve been to. The bathrooms were also very clean and the place over-​all was well designed and maintained.

I love the management team, and the food is mostly correct and I love the service, for a quick bite, get your ass over to mcdonalds.

This is, and always has been, the worst Mc. On the West side. The place is always busy because of it’s location and they are ALWAYS understaffed! The tables are always dirty, the bathrooms are gross and «fast» food is a joke. Slooooooow. Slooooooow. Slooooooow! Being that they are always so busy and so slow, I don’t know how it is that the fries are never fresh, yet always way too salty. Got a fish there yesterday and it was dry and cold! I sent it back from the drive-​thru and refused to move until they gave me a fresh one. I don’t know why I EVER go to that one. I am done! THE WORST! Got to the one over by Marsh if you HAVE to have MC.

They were suuuuper busy. And some people were just *not* having it. The woman in line in front of me was a pill and, though she had already ordered, refused to move to the side to let other’s order until she got her food. Chill out woman… you’re at a McDonalds at noon… it’s gonna be busy.
Anywhoozle. The food was typical McD’s fare. The workers were fairly pleasant.
The faucet in the bathroom seemed to be an automatic one, but it never turned on. So… Purell all the way, please.

Four stars? That’s mighty high praise for a McDonald’s there, Todd. Well, the stars reflect just how outstanding the service is here. Everyone is polite to the point of ridicule. Welcome, how may I help you today is a normal thing for them. Smiles and thank you and please is effortless. Effervescent attitudes and genuine care abounds. And they get the order right 100% of the time.
Why? What mythical training have these managers unlocked? How can an MCD this great be in the same town as one of the worst of their same brand, much less in the same shopping plaza as the worst Wendy’s ever?
The shoes, T-​Money! Gotta be the shoes.