Moving Zone Inc.

If you like your boxes shaken nor stirred, this is the moving company for you. If you don’t like your movers to be having drinks shaken or stirred, then this isn’t the company for you.
Even though one of them reeked of booze, the crew of four managed to drive from Westchester to the Bronx to Long Island without a scratch.
Most of them don’t speak fluent English unfortunately, but they do speak the language of moving, assembling, and Russian. They handle their jobs with accurate precision and knowledge, just as long as they have a bottle in the truck (I even saw one of them swigging one during their ten minute break).
They are a very sociable bunch — everybody kept a good attitude despite the heat and the weight they had to lug up three floors into a narrow apartment. They assembled my bedroom with haste and upon my command. It took them about eight hours to complete a two stop journey involving two peoples’ furniture across three counties. We tipped them a good amount of cash (40 $ each and a bottle of Jack) and they left happily. They don’t get paid much by their company, but they sure as hell know how to do a moving job with speed and efficiency.