Mister Softee of the Bronx

PROS
+ Found parked right outside the Bronx Zoo. Instant gratification wins every time.
CONS
— Suuuuuper sweeeet
— Sprinkles are gritty and kind of gross
I’ve never had Mister Softee, so when I spotted the ice cream truck parked right outside of the Bronx Zoo from which we emerged hungry and tired after a long day of monkey & giraffe ogling, we scrambled for some change and picked a random cone from the dizzying menu of various colorful cones.
We got the BABY RADDLE, a standard vanilla cone dipped in two kinds of sprinkles — chocolate and rainbow.
Guess I’m not really a fan of soft serve ice cream because I always find it super cloyingly sweet. The sprinkles did not help. I could not help but get the feeling that I was eating crunchy ants in a pile of cream. Gross huh?
Oh well. Guess everyone should try this classic at least once in their lives. Kids might like this better than a picky snobby adult like me ;)