Someburger

Definitely nothing special. The hamburger was mostly bread. The meat patty itself was flat, thin and didn’t taste seasoned at all. The onion rings were the only thing good. The only possible way this could be voted the best burger in town, as the banner hanging in the restaurant claims, is it must be the only place in town that has burgers.

Someburger is a Baytown tradition and their malts are to die for! Their fries could be their own food group. Love this place!

Hard to give more stars when it’s a frozen burger. But, there wasn’t anything wrong with it.
I just got cheese and bacon. And I wasn’t sad. The onion rings were just ok. Very crispy though, so that was nice.
He got cheese, bacon and jalapeños. He says it was decent. The fries were probably the best thing.
We spent $ 20 for the two meals. They don’t have much variety… or options. But, it was 3 well-​mannered and polite guys (looked like high school kids) working there. And I liked them.

We very much enjoyed this lil’ mom and pop spot. The staff was friendly and courteous to us and the food was good. While we thought it was just a bit pricey it was good and we would definitely go back.

Super awesome local jewel. I witnessed some very special service here, and that furthered my happiness with this place! The food and service are great.

Most courteous staff. Awesome old fashioned hamburgers. I’ve been going there for years.

This was my first experience at this location. I must say the burgers were OUTSTANDING and so was the customer service. They personally asked my name and I also observed them. greeting everyone by name. I will totally go back. mAybe tomorrow Lol

Excellent simple burger with nicely toasted bun… Can get busy during lunch, so you can call ahead of time and order over the phone.

Like the other reviewers have said, this is a nice, clean, mom & pop burger place. Good experience overall. Staff was friendly and efficient.

Loved the old diner atmosphere. I enjoyed my burger and fries but I thought the patty was a little too thin. I prefer Ricky’s as you get a thicker burger. The staff was super friendly.

They just have the best all around Burger and Onion rings. Love there shakes and grilled cheese sandwiches. I love the hometown feel of the place. I just learned they are delivering now. Wow thats really Great!!! I will be using them a lot more in the future. They also have local honey they are selling I’ve been looking for that around here its great for allergies and many other things as well. I am so impressed with their staff too. Cant say enough good things about this place. They’ve be around this town for a long time. I love going to the mom and pop places.

Now I love mom and pop hamburger stands. Growing up, I remember my dad taking all of us to these places. Some burger is no different. It is a small cozy space with an open kitchen to see the action. You have your choice of a basket that comes with a side of fries, onion rings and a drink. This will set you back $ 7.40 but the quality of what you get is worth it. You have the option of add ons from cheese to jalapenos @ .60 an extra patty is $ 1.10 You even have the option of kids meals for your little ones at $ 3.99. I must say we enjoyed our meal here. Definitely come on out and visit!

If you’re looking an old fashion burger joint, this is the place. Friendly service and a good value. The kitchen is open and you can watch your food cooking from the counter. I like the bacon cheese burger and fresh cut fries. You wont go hungry with a single as they are a good size patty.
It’s a small place and that’s what makes it so cool. It doesn’t look like much and hasn’t been redecorated in years, that just adds the charm. If you show up around noon you might have to wait for a table inside but you can set outside if you don’t mind the weather. In all, Someburger is a great burger stand with good service and food. Much better then the fast food down the street.

Old school mom and pop hamburger joint. If your looking for decent burger, home cut fries, and a super friendly staff then this place will suit you fine.
The building didn’t look like it’s been updated in forever but it’s neat and clean. The hamburger patties are pre-​formed but have good seasoning and the buns are lightly toasted. The fries were cooked to really crispy (almost burnt, like the short end crunchy fries you find at the bottom of your McDonald containers) which was great.
I’m giving 3 stars for the atmosphere and family friendly staff. If the patties were formed by hand then it would have gotten 4 stars. I will eat here again if I’m ever in the area and in the mood for a burger.

I actually kind of enjoyed this place! Your typical hometown greasy burger joint.
They cook thin frozen patties, but they season them on the grill as they’re cooking, and they’re your old fashioned huge (but again, thin) hamburger place. Shoestring fries seasoned just right, a bunch of old fat men on their lunch breaks, and clean décor that hasn’t been updated in decades.
I kinda want to give it 3 stars because the burger isn’t anything to write home about… But the atmosphere and price were so great — two huge combos for less than $ 13! — I gave it four. :)

The burgers are really good and tasty like the double meat double cheese. The fries are how you want it when it needs to hit the spot old fashioned kinda greasy with the skins still on and very good. Another reason why I give it 4 stars as I call 10 minutes before close on a Friday night and they already closed the register. They made an exception and cooked food for me and my wife! Always friendly and when you go in you can tell it’s been here since 1955 since my dad was a kid here in Baytown… very vintage and a great experience!

Yay! I’m a fan.

Admit it, you want to find that hole-​in-​the-​wall awesome hamburger place that you’re the first of all your friends to know about. I was running an errand and driving through Baytown about lunch time and just happened to spot Someburger, and I hoped that I found one.
I pulled into the parking lot, and had to go around back due to all the front spots being taken. There were a few older men in there mechanics uniforms heading in when I arrived, and I took both as a good sign.
It’s a small place with a «I haven’t updated in the last 30 years, so why start now» charm to it. You order at the counter and wait for your name to be called.
I ordered a cheeseburger with just meat and cheese. I find it’s best to get an accurate judging of the burger this way. I opted for the basket that came with fries and a fountain drink. The total was just under $ 8.
I believe the owner was actually doing the cooking, and I had high hopes when I saw the buns on the griddle hitting the burger grease.
When my name was called and I returned to my table, the first thing I did was popped off a bun to view the meat. DRATS!!! It was a preformed burger, and not the loose patted patty like the one I had at Hubcab the week before. It is a greasy burger, not to be confused with an oozing burger. For a preformed burger, the flavor was actually pretty good, but nothing more. The cheese was standard American, which is fine, but the slice was fairly thin. Had I opted for onions and such, I don’t know if I would have actually detected the cheese. The bun is just a standard hamburger bun thrown on the griddle. At first I was happy to see it being grilled on the burger grease, but since the burger was pretty greasy, the grease cooked into the bun made it a bit overloaded.
Like I said, it’s not a bad burger, unless, like my wife, you don’t like much grease. I actually think that this is probably what the original Whataburgers were probably like (just a guess).
The fries were a lot like the Five Guys fries (without the seasoning), and since root beer was available at the fountain, that was all good for me.
If I’m in the Baytown area and in the mood for a quick burger, I’d consider returning to Someburger, but not as a special trip. Additionally, if I knew where Ricky’s was (and it was the same as the one in Crosby), I’d pick it over Someburger.

Decent burger for a decent price. Everyday special of a Someburger, chips, and a drink for 5.25.
I would take Ricky’s over Someburger though.

I have to admit, it’s been years since I visited as a kid in Baytown.
But the burgers were juicy, the tomatoes were fresh, I even liked the crisp lettuce (let me repeat, I was twelve), the french fries were crispy and tasted like oil and potatoes and salt, and the strawberry milkshake was like something out of Norman Rockwell painting — who gets a strawberry milkshake with a burger?
Served with cheap white napkins in a red plastic basket. How about that.