Spanky’s Daiquiries & Delites

Do you remember in Star Wars: A New Hope when they go to Mos Eisly and Obi-​Wan claims «You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy»? Well, I’m pretty sure he was actually describing Spanky’s. From meth addicts to handsomely moustachioed women and everything in between, the rowdy crowd of Spanky’s will have you keeping an eye out for Greedo and his blaster. But thats not all, theres also scumbag bartenders waiting eagerly to rip you off. Some friends and I went the other night to get daiquiries, and since Spanky’s was closest we decided to go there. They’ve got a decent spread of flavors, but chances are you won’t be wanting any of them. One of my friends got the large white russian with extra shots, and after he drank it down in a scarily short amount of time, he showed little indication of being intoxicated from it and was wanting more alcohol. I had gotten a large bellini, and was taking my time with it. After about an hour and ²⁄₃ of a large daiquiri, I hadn’t even caught a buzz so I tossed the rest of it out. One of my other friends got their mardi gras mambo flavor and she said it was both tasty and fairly strong. Regardless, if 1 out of 3 daiquiris is good, then thats a pretty poor show for a daiquiri place. Mine was pretty much just a syrupy peach flavored icee, which I’m pretty sure I could get somewhere else for a lot less than $ 9. Its places like these that make it so I rarely drink daiquiris in the first place.