Chez Joey

Came here with friends. The overall place is rather small. There are signs everywhere in the back of the club saying «You must buy ONE drink to use the bathroom». lol.
The dancers are very young here. 18 – 21. Which is a plus. Also they are very friendly and can hold a conversation. Some of them will give you their phone# very easily for outside business.
They have a VIP room upstairs. But it’s $ 180. So you already know what happens when you’re going up the stairs to heaven.
Lastly they have a weird policy which is to stay in the club. You have to buy a drink which is highly overpriced. So you don’t pay a cover to get in. But you gotta buy a drink.
So really you’re paying a cover. But you’re getting wasted at the same time… lol.

I don’t have any shame in admitting I’ve been here. It was a guys night out and this is what they wanted to do. Admittedly I haven’t been to one since the last bachelor party I was at.
Prices for drinks are comparable 7 to 10 dollars.
Ladies drinks are $ 25.
Do not use credit card… there is a charge of 20 percent for card and additional charge of another 20 percent for tip.
About a quarter of the women working were cute by my standards. And the same ones that were cute actually had life in them as they danced. There is an asian girl that seems to be particularly popular.
The lap dances are $ 30. They say 2 for 1. I say that’s good marketing… cause that’s what other places (Vegas and tampa) charge as a normal price.
Music seems overly loud… or I am just getting old.
It’s ok and gets two stars since my average is what i would expect to get at Vegas and Tampa gentlemen clubs.

This club has been under new ownership for a couple of years now, one of the only clubs on the block that always has new faces and beautiful girls, beer prices are consistent with other clubs in that area if not cheaper. 2 for 1 lap dances and specials for football Sunday’s. And they are always renovating so it constantly looks clean and new !

The one star is only to let me write a review…
Do NOT ever think about visiting this place… Its dirty, disgusting, fishy, and very very very expensive. By their price you can go to a 7 stars hotel to have fun. I spent around 60 for ONLY two drinks during week days!
Very bad service. Very bad ppl.
It took 30min to get my bill!
Don’t go there.
DONOT

Me and my boys go there every friday now. Its a welcoming environment and a variety of women for all kinds of taste. I never go there unless I have money because these ladies work. Show some luv because this place is a diamond in the rough

Its been 2 years. I remember Baltimore for heroin, whores, kids trying to wash my car, and Hopkins.
Whats changed? Alot of the slums have disappeared, but thats about it.
Baltimore folk hustle. HARD. In broad daylight we were offered «that good sticky shit» (I imagine he meant drugs and not the dancers, but I might be mistaken). He pulled the race card when we looked at each other with a WTF look when what can only be described as a walrus with perfume & spandex left when her shift was over. He tried reverse psychology– twice. Told us we might like The Circus instead, then proceeded to say, «Fuck you, we didnt want your expensive taste cheap white ass in here anyway.» And with that, we went in.
$ 7 heineken. whatever. Ever see a fiend in clear pumps with a lit cigarette running towards you? Well worth that $ 7.
Go here for comedic value. Go here for «that good sticky shit.» Go here to remember what Baltimore used to look like, because The Block, well, its always going to be The Block.