U S Govt Senator John Cornyn

Cornyn campaign advisor: John, let’s just stick with the formula — Obama bad, Obamacare’ll mess you up, flash a few non-​flattering Obama pics — maybe bumping the contrast level up even a notch higher — and call him a liar again, stand in a corn field pretending to talk to some old white guys, maybe sling an ol’ shotgun over your shoulder. You know, same pandering, lazy, horse shit script. We air that a few times during Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty and viola, you’ve locked down the vote of every idiot in the State!
Cornyn: I don’t know, I was thinking this time I might talk about a few of my own ideas of how to address the things I spend all day, every day, bitching about.
Advisor: well do you actually have any ideas?
C: Ummm, errrr, I was kinda thinkin’ about gettin one of those really big cowboy hats and wearin it during the corn field shoot.
Advisor: one step ahead of you, boss — got one right here!