Austin Endoscopy Center II

Let’s talk colonoscopy: If you’re not doing one because you can’t afford it or don’t have insurance, I feel for you. But if that’s not the case, then aren’t you the butthole? No point in modern medicine unless you take advantage of it.
I deal with Austin Gastroenterology, you can choose between their Shoal Creek or James Casey facility, and it doesn’t get any better, faster, or quicker than this. It is a well-​oiled machine, the RNs & MDs are great, and you’ll spend your first hour in prep and the second being knocked-​out & in recovery. You’ll need to bring someone to drive you or be turned away at check-​in. The Rules of Propofol.
Oh yeah, what you may not enjoy is the day before, when you only do liquids and some pharmacy stuff that tastes like ass. And I won’t spoil the subsequent surprise. But I will promise you a happy ending, after you wake up and get your summary sheet & pictures & tote bag and your driver takes you wherever you want to go to eat — it’ll seem like the best meal you’ve had in a long, long time.

If you ever need a camera stuck up your butt, this is the place to go! Everyone was super nice and helpful, and put up with my sick humor. Best of all, it was over quick and I didn’t feel a thing. Who’da thunk it? Kudos to the staff and Dr. Utts for making it not only bearable, but actually kinda fun.

This place is a well oiled machine. While it is never fun to have a procedure here, it is at least an efficient process that gets you home quickly. Staff is nice and worked well together.