This is mediocre at best! I’d never come back they allow smoking in the wait lines it’s disgusting. The port a pots are scarier than the attraction.
Nick D.
Place rating: 1 Saint Clair Shores, MI
I would rate this place a bit higher, but the fact they allow people to smoke while standing in line is ludicrous! Seriously the smell of cigarette smoke was a major turn off and even was starting to make people in our group sick to their stomach. I have been to several outdoor haunts, and most at least limit smoking in the actual line. I mean, come on, in this day and age… I can’t believe the operators of the haunt would allow patrons to smoke while in line. As for the hayride, they again did not limit smoking and in fact the line lines up next to the building where actors come out of the haunted house and smoke — kind of ruins the«haunted scary» appeal of a haunted attraction. The hayride itself was maned at the gate by some rather rude guys who thought they were funny. The actors on the road were okay, but will totally ignore your side of the trailer if no one reacts to them. Hayride was maybe two stars at best. Really kind of weak, typical«jump and yell» actors. It didn’t follow any sort of theme. Fragmented and a bit incoherent. In line for the haunted house, we got to the front and were told that they were going on break for 30 mins! Really? How does a haunt not cycle actors so that they don’t have to take a break? Told us to go to the hayride — so yeah — wait in this line, get to the front, get kicked out to the other attraction, wait in that line, go through it, then come back and wait here again — all while choking on inconsiderate smoker’s afterburners. The Haunted House portion was kind of insignificant. What I mean is, nothing really new here, a lot of common props and themes. A lot of pitch black hallways — at points we just started taking about other things. If a haunt can’t keep the group’s attention is doing it wrong. Bottom line, you won’t see any ground breaking effects that leave you wondering how they did, or wow’d. OPERATOR: Major changes needed before any of my group would return. I actually really dig the location, and there is so much potential for this to be a top-notch attraction. Like most things, comes down to execution. ***And yes, we can tell the difference between a fog machine and cigarette smoke. Totally fine with fog, not with ‘lung smog’**
Cee A.
Place rating: 1 Rochester, MI
Horrible. Disorganized and just plain bad. I had a groupon or else I’d be very mad. House was just dark and hard to walk thru. Hayride was supposed to be ½ hour but most of it was driving out to it. Not scary at all and just a bunch of teenagers running around. The whole operation is makeshift and a joke. Waited in line and listened to staff«f» bomb while younger kids were in line. They sold hot cocoa that was a Swiss miss watered down for 4.00!!! Save your money and time and go down the street to Blakes!!!
Jackie S.
Place rating: 1 Rochester, MI
Went to kidz day 10-11-2015 there were animals and horse rides, granddaughter was bitten by gray mule? donkey thru fence. Actually pulled into fence by donkey which bruised her face and gave her a black eye. Spent rest of afternoon at ER having crushed finger wound cleaned and xrayed. «Do you want a band aid?» was the only comment made by those in charge.
LaShawn G.
Place rating: 1 Westland, MI
The hayride was cool, but not scary. It was actually fun. The haunted house on the other hand sucked ass. We waited in line for almost 2 hours because the actors had to take 50 smoke breaks. Instead of them going out another door for their smoke break, they came out the front door of the house. That really took away the scary part of the attraction for me. Once inside, I wasn’t scared at all and the walk through was short. I won’t be coming back here.
Ann E.
Place rating: 1 Troy, MI
To say this place sucks is an understatement. We’ve waited in line for 45 minutes and we are not even close to the front of the line. Do not throw away your money on this dump. Scared to death? Try bored to death
Mrs. And Mr. G.
Place rating: 4 West Bloomfield Township, MI
The house is really scary, they don’t touch you. it has 3d effects. hayride is fun but not scary. we liked it and will come back next year.
Ashley R.
Place rating: 2 Grosse Pointe, MI
not the best haunted attraction in the area. bought a livingsocial deal, if i had to pay full price, i would have been mad. lots of black light paint. mediocre at best. :( have to say, hayride was better then the house. and they hayride wasnt even scary, just fun.