Menna’s Joint

Excellent food. Small place with maybe enough seating for 10 people. Friendly staff and quick service, never had a problem. Great place for a quick bite to eat when you’re on the go or starving and it’s super late. Great hours. The Dubs are huge and very filling. My favorite is the MJ Special which is basically a pizza wrap with chicken and meatballs too. The wrap itself is toasted and crispy. Nothing too fancy, but this place never has to be as long as they keep doing what they do.

A burrito full of sandwich? Excellent idea. Falters in execution.
I stood and waited at the counter. And waited. I waited long enough to get fed up, Google their phone number (which takes a while with my crappy data) and start to call them, before the guy came to the counter to take my order.
I attempted to get the gyro dub, fries and a drink. The guy started ringing me up, and then, «ohh, actually? We’re out of heeee-​ro meat». And a little bit of my heart dies. OK. Fine. Buffalo chicken dub. «And is there anything else?» Um, yeah. Same fries and drink I’d asked for already.
It arrived, and was… fine? Although it pretty much only tasted of buffalo sauce, incidentally of blue cheese, with a vague undertone of something fried. The iceberg lettuce brought no flavor to the party, it was just wet and stringy like overdone spinach. It struck me as odd, though, because I’ve had lettuce in burritos plenty of times, and not once did it seem to have cooked against the hot ingredients.
Fries? I shouldn’t have bothered. Dry, wrinkled, overdone-​to-​burned potato cubes. I couldn’t finish them, and if I can’t finish your fries, son, your fries are bad. When I left I handed my nearly-​full cup back to the guy, and asked him if the fries were usually like that. «Ummm… yeah?» Ucch.
Oh, and whoever «cleaned» last left half of a Toblerone in front of the soda fountain. Flippin’ Toblerone, dude! How do you overlook that? No, seriously. I want to know how that’s possible.
I won’t make any grand pronouncements like «I’ll never come here again»… but honestly, I sure don’t see any reason that I’d want to.
JANUARY 2016 UPDATE:
The lady named Hank put a good spin on things by asking me to reach out with more details. Which I did, a couple of days later, once I could find Menna’s «Holler Form». (Apparently it’s not available for mobile browsers. Attention to detail: remarkably consistent.)
Nobody from Menna’s followed up after that. I wish I could say it surprised me.

I just ordered the Master Dub from here and it was probably the blandest thing I’ve ever eaten. It is just glob of beige food in a beige wrap and it tastes how it looks. Absolutely no flavor. and for $ 9 dollars with delivery? Garbage. Should have just gotten a burrito. Absolutely never getting food here again.

I placed a delivery order today, when it finally arrived hour and a half later it was wrong… then I called to make them awere of thier mistake and got some smart mouth kid on the phone that wasn’t very good with customer service and didn’t seem to know what he was doing… I like the food here and order it often, but customer service should b the #1 priority at any place of business and it seems like they are losing theirs…

The best Dubs in all of Michigan! And the place is open almost 24 hrs. Great range on the menu, something for everyone, low prices, BIG PORTIONS, very customizable, awesome location & a fantastic staff. Love this place! Highly recommended.

Darkly lit, Jamaica/​marijuana-​themed «joint». Does not augur well if you were looking for hygiene.
The dub and the french toast sticks I got were very similar to what you’d expect to get from McDonald’s. Now, McDonald’s is perfectly fine given that you’re paying dollar-​menu prices. But it wouldn’t be, if you were paying $ 8 or $ 9, like you do at Menna’s «joint».

Best Dubs in town, the breakfast ones are my favorite but the tender dubs are great too. I recommend getting a cowboy dub.

My friend and I ordered two subs to be delivered at 3:45pm. At 4:30, I called back to see why my food hadn’t arrived (since we weren’t quoted any specific time at all) and was told that the shop was understaffed and it would be another 20 minutes. After expressing my surprise that our food was taking so long, I received no apology or means to make amends. I called back a couple minutes later to just cancel the order (since my lunch break was long past and neither of us had time to eat anymore) and the man answering the phone was, again, snarky and unapologetic. After confirming that my delivery was canceled, and making me feel that it was my fault this took so long, the man on the phone just didn’t call his delivery guy and the dude showed up anyways, an hour too late. My friend explained that we canceled our order and the delivery guy stormed off, muttering that it was typical that we would cancel when he got there, after trying to convince us that we had to pay for our now cold subs. Thanks for cementing my opinion of this horrible establishment. You do not deserve my business.

This place has fabulous food if you love savoury potatoes, chicken, and/​or breakfast food. However, the night shift employees are very unpleasant and do not go out of their way to ensure a good customer experience (at all). Conversely, their delivery is great and the food is still piping hot when you get it (if they remember to deliver it… yeah that happened…)

My husband and I were excited to try the new Menna’s joint after hearing good things from Colorado. However, it tasted like food that I would make if I came home after a night of drinking and had nothing in my fridge except tortillas, canola oil, and a hodgepodge of vegetables. It tasted like Subway on a flour tortilla. Don’t let the fun marketing and stoner item names entice you, this place is terrible. The staff was nice, but this doesn’t warrant a 2-​star upgrade because the food was just that bad.

Went here after the club and the burrito was so good. Can’t remember what its called but there was chicken and potatos in it. It was so tasty! Would definitely go again!

Well, it was a late night stop, half hour before closing. The drunk rush had decimated this place and the staff looked beat down. The floor was slippery with greasy shoe prints and it smelled of week old fryer oil. So, I expected my Gyro Dub to be a great dive restaurant experience. I was disappointed.
Gyro meat typically has a savory flavor that sticks to your bones. It taste like the lost souls of the animals that were sacrificed for your pleasure. That’s how it should taste. This Gyro meat was indistinguishable from deli lunch meat. No flavor whatsoever. The sauce could have been yogurt for all I could tell, no flavor. The veggies were just placeholders in the life of this sandwich, no real purpose and they just wilted under the heat.
The idea simply sounds good on paper, but fails in execution. Fresh ingredients would make the difference. Never trust a Gyro sandwich from a place without a spinning meat tower
–Alex

A dub is like an American burrito. It’s like a regular burrito, but get rid of the rice and beans and replace it with bacon and french fries. I understand why some people are turned off by that (probably their arteries can’t handle it) but to be honest its incredibly delicious, fast, affordable, and delivers LATE into the night. Fills a niche that needed to be filled in Ann Arbor

Gross. Just plain gross. Low quality food and the restaurant isn’t clean. When looking at the menu the cashier only could say «do you like chicken tenders?»
Never again.

So unfortunate to give them a one star but I simply ordered a medium loaded fry and when I opened it I was surprised to see it was only ¾ full and the fact the fries weren’t cooked well enough as well as the lack of bacon it promised and it tasted like they watered it down for some reason

I’m shocked and appauled by the less than spectacular reviews of Mennas on here.
I fell in love with Mennas after multiple trips to visit my friends at Western. How could you not fall in love with a place that delivers delicious post-​bar food at 3 AM? Now granted, Mennas isn’t a gourmet food experience, but for what Mennas is meant for, fast, tasty, reasonable, unique food, it does a pretty darn good job.
If you’ve never had Mennas, its definitely worth a try. If you try and it don’t like it, go there after the bar sometime, and I guarantee it will blow your mind with deliciousness.

Gross. A Dub is a burrito with contents you’d usually find on a sandwich. Warm wilted lettuce, warm tomatoes, and runny ranch dressing come pretty standard. There is nothing that creative about this. Just a different vessel (tortilla) to deliver the same stuff. Good luck finding anything healthy, probably why stoners love it so much. Just gross.
The staff is a whole other issue. Everyone looks so high and uninterested in anything they’re doing. Go figure a pot themed fast food joint is going to hire a bunch of burn outs that take turns smoking a huge water bong in the alley. I guess that would of been ideal when I was 17 and wanting to get high at work, but be a little more discreet maybe?
I did really like the loaded fries as an alternative to pizza at the end of the night. So there’s that.

A pretty legit grilled burrito spot, Menna’s is the latest addition to the MI college-​town chain. It’s typically less food (and definitely less healthy) than the nearby Chipotle, but it’s great late night or if your looking for something more creative.
This location isn’t as spacious as the East Lansing location, but it’ll play
It’s cheap, tasty, and better when drunk.

It’s like stoner food, but not nearly as appetizing (unless your favorite spice is cheese and dressing). I suppose it’d be good if I were drunk at 3a. m and my taste buds weren’t working anyways, which is probably the market this establishment is aiming at. As an afternoon meal, I think I’ll pass.
I had the classic dub (which is one of the specials this week); it was about what I’d expect from a frozen breakfast burrito. I didn’t see it until after I ordered, but fries are pretty reasonably priced for the amount I saw served.
Veggie options seemed limited to potatoes and eggs as your staple with a few add-​ons like banana peppers and tomatoes. Surprised there’s also no hamburger beef (or faux meat) option that places like this have in my area.
The service was fast enough and the actual restaurant looked pretty cool, but it was a tad cramped for seating.

It was pretty good — !
I went with the classic breakfast dub — which is essentially a wrap that is grilled with potatoes cubes, scrambled eggs and for 50cents i added green peppers and onions which was a great idea. It could use some pepper or hot sauce (I didn’t get cheese)
the order came out pretty quick ! it was $ 5 reasonably priced
The inside décor is quirky and has funny posters and signs hanging, definitely keeps you entertained while waiting for your food
they have an awesome location — street parking or maynard structure is near by
i’m looking forward to trying another type of «dub»
they are open late ! how great !